20 LEVI Lily called me right after church, and I lay in my bed, gay p**n playing in the background while I stared at her name on my cell. My hand clutched my aching d**k. Already on edge and still pissed from the day before, I froze the video on my laptop and answered. “Hey,” I grumbled. “I thought you said you would be here.” She didn’t really sound that upset with me for not showing. “Yeah, I overslept.” Lie. “You’ll never guess what happened.” I didn’t bother asking—she would launch into the tale of the day’s excitement without encouragement. “Pastor Ezra’s wife passed.” I recognized the name, that he was a missionary overseas somewhere, but didn’t know much else. “That’s a shame,” I replied on autopilot, my d**k flagging, pissiness officially taking over the need to paint my