Chapter 23

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23 You intrigue me. Who changes their locks but doesn’t worry about how secure they are? If you’re going to swap one Kwikset deadbolt lock for another, don’t bother. You’d be better off replacing it with a handle. At least there’s a small chance your burglar might turn the handle the wrong way then give up. Having your lock at more or less waist height is a pretty stupid idea, too. Have you got any idea how easy it was for me to walk up to your door, ring the doorbell, use my body as a shield while I spend a few seconds picking and raking the lock, then step inside your now-unlocked door whilst greeting an imaginary you? The truth is, most people think their homes are secure. Most people are wrong. So you locked the door. Big f*****g whoop. I’ve got a few pieces of metal in my pocket t

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