**** Matthew ****
We’ve all been working overtime the last week to stomp out this rumor-fueled PR mess.
A team of PI’s pulled footage and photos from bars and restaurants all over the city, proving that most of the accusations were false. Plus, I wasn’t the only one that had a stash of personal photos and videos to pull from. Some had to be edited of course. My publicists have swung public sympathy back in our direction somewhat. We released a statement that all employees, from me to the janitor, are taking compulsory s****l harassment classes. The stock price is recovering, albeit slowly.
We’ve flogged this negative topic lately and we’re ready to focus on something that’ll paint us in a positive light. Today, the board and I are discussing just how to do that.
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