Chapter 17 - SnakesThe loud muffler woke me. Tremayne's jerk on the wheel jarred me, and I opened my eyes.
“What the f**k?” Rick's sudden profanity came loud in my left ear.
I wiped the sleep from my eyes. Oh, yeah, I'm in the Vampire Mobile with the Boy Leprechaun and Vampire Man.
In front of us a nasty, beat up, black truck, trailing a cloud of blue smoke, cut Tremayne off. Tremayne used evasive maneuvers, blared his horn and gave him a one-finger salute.
“Asshole.” Tremayne sneered. It surprised me that he didn't go into a full-blown tirade.
I studied the back window and bumper of the beater-truck in our headlights. They were plastered with bumper stickers—most likely to entertain those of us who had the dubious distinction of following him.
“ 'MY WIFE IS IN THE TRUNK',” I read ou
