The Player's Fallback

Dear ex,     First of all, I don’t congratulate you on your upcoming wedding. Ang kapal lang kasi ng mukha mong padalhan pa ako ng invitations together with my whole family! Para saan at bakit mo ginawa ang katangahang ‘yon? Hindi naman porke maayos tayong naghiwalay ay ibig sabihin no’n ay pwede na akong um-attend sa kasal mong leche ka. Wala pang three months, Arkin! May eight days pang natitira! Aren’t you aware of the three month rule post-breakup shits? O sadyang walang pakialam ang mga cheaters na kagaya mo sa punyetang three month rule na ‘yon? At ano bang ine-expect mong magiging reactions ko? Don’t tell me you were expecting me to be happy for you ‘coz, hell, I’M NOT! You should know that after dating me for eight freaking years!   PS. I am warning you not to give those darn invitations back because I will only return them to you personally, na sana ‘wag mo nang hintaying mangyari dahil hindi mo naman magugustuhan ang gagawin ko.   PPS. Hindi ko ibinalik sa’yo ‘yang promise ring na ibinigay mo sa akin para ipamana mo sa mapapangasawa mo. So, disgusting, really!   PPPS. Sana ‘wag mong maging kamukha ang magiging anak mo. I don’t like your nose, eyes and lips to be honest! ‘Wag na sanang kumalat pa ‘yan for the sake of humanity!   PPPPS. I just realized that you’re too ugly for me. Buti na lang I didn’t really end up with you. That would be a hassle for my future children. Because their Mom is super pretty and their Dad was like errrr. Nvm!   PPPPPS. I am proud to inform you na hindi na ako virgin ngayon. I gave myself to someone I’ve recently met. Inggit ka? Eight years mong itinanim pero hindi ikaw ang umani!!                                                                                                                           Lubos na nagsisising nakilala ka,                                                                                                                                            KIRA