When You're This Big
I overheard Chris making a date with that Jennifer lady he has such a crush on, so I decided to make myself scarce.
“Delta!” he said, which was unusual in itself, since we don't really say each other's names much. “You don't need to go anywhere. Stay. Have dinner with us.”
I told him he'd have to find himself another third wheel, because I had plans.
Rylie was elated, as you'd expect. She'd been begging me to come over for dinner, then stay the night. She wanted us to wake up in each other's arms and “make love in the afternoon.”
Her desperation was more than I could handle. I just wanted her to go away.
But, when I needed to clear out for Chris, at least I had somewhere to turn.
When I got to Rylie's little apartment, she asked, “Dinner first or s*x first
