The funny thing about humans—I’ve learned—is that if there’s one thing we excel at, it’s seeking love from those who are least likely, or willing, to give it. So, of course, it only makes perfect sense once I’ve settled back in Austin that I’ve begun my search for a husband on a very popular, well-known dating app. It is all so simple and who knew finding forever could be so easy? This app lets you find and hook up with random people in your vicinity. Just like that, with the swipe of a finger, you can have it all.
you can Or so I thought. I swipe through profile after profile of boys that claim to be men and the odds aren’t looking good, and still, I decide to go on. I decided to no longer be the kind of girl who waits around, and so I go on these dates anyway. You should know, I’m fini
