7:25 AM
My dearest William,
I want to apologize that my little situation caused you added stress and expense. But if I’m being honest, and well, you know how I feel about that… personally, I’ve always found it to be kind of a double-edged sword.
Here’s what happened:
I saw the way you looked at her, and it didn’t sit well with me. Do you have any idea how hard I worked to get you to notice me? And yet, nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Not a single glance.
Needless to say, it didn’t take long for me to realize that I was pretty much invisible to you.
To make matters worse, I hadn’t eaten in four days. FOUR DAYS, WILLIAM. Nothing but water and okay, sure, a bite of lettuce here or there. But only when I had to take my meds. Needless to say, I was on top of my game. I looked better than ever!
