Double Texter [GL]

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alana: wow you're beautiful

alana: f**k me lmao

alana: not like literally. i mean like 'wow, f**k me she's so beautiful'

alana: i do wanna f**k you too but

alana: okay nvm bye

alana: i love women 

alana: sorry u can block me

[six hours later]

cadence: block u for spamming me at 4 am or block u for liking women?

cadence: if it's for the 4 am thing, i might. if it's about the women, i might too

cadence: u should never apologize for liking women. women are goddesses

cadence: so if ur not apologizing for liking women, then text me at a normal time next time 

cadence: cause ur pretty beautiful urself

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alana: wow wow wow wow wow

alana: f**k me you replied

alana: wow

alana: kiss me

cadence: 

alana: i'm not a minor i swear. i can show id

alana: i'll do anything

cadence: what did i say about spamming me

alana: it's 2 am this time, i listened

alana: i tried holding off as long as possible but women  y'know?

cadence: ur not a minor?

alana: i'm 20

alana: i'm in college rn and my sleep schedules pretty fucked

alana: i was about to sleep but then i saw this beautiful woman pop up on my feed. what kind of lesbian would i be if i didn't shoot my shot 

cadence: shooting your shot is repeatedly texting me then telling me to block you?

alana: i admit- i got a little delusional when i saw you

alana: but just bc you're so pretty

alana: i think i could even double text with no shame if it was you

cadence: you have. multiple times

[a few minutes later]

cadence: i like ur hair

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alana: a goddess complimented me

cadence: ur gonna give me a god complex

alana: f**k me, i wouldn't even care

alana: you deserve one

cadence: i'm okay

alana: used to compliments? that's okay, i'll do a different one every day

alana: every hour !

cadence: i might actually block you if you do

alana: once a day?

cadence: that's fine

alana: your smile is so beautiful  your teeth are so perfect, how are they so straight

cadence: that was two

alana: at MOST one and a half. they go hand in hand

cadence: thank u

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alana: wow wow wow

alana: ur post blew up a lot

alana: look all these men  in ur comments

cadence: they sound a lot like u

alana: no no no

alana: u don't understand. when i say ur beautiful, i mean i wanna take u out on a date and spoil you

alana: they want you to give them the gluck gluck 3000

cadence: you'd spoil me?

alana; yes yes ofc

alana: anything for a goddess

cadence: do u have a job?

cadence: i have expensive tastes

alana; i'll get one just for you

cadence: it's alright

cadence: i'm sure u could spoil me in other ways

alana: f**k mee

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cadence: if u keep telling me to f**k u

cadence: i might actually start thinking about it

alana: sirnryhsebdu

alana: ur lying and getting my hopes up

cadence: says who?

alana: my lesbian instincts are tingling

cadence: u say it so much, i'm basically forced to think about it

alana: boobs

cadence: ?

alana: sorry

alana: u made me nervous /:

cadence: cute

alana; STOP

cadence: okay

alana: wait no :( don't stop

cadence: stop what

alana: aishrushehsud i'm going to shower ur making me nervous

cadence: okay, have fun

cadence: i like boobs too