Custody Battle for Little Johnny
"What do you mean, 'you'll each get a half'?" the boy's father asked.
The judge leaned back on his leather chair. "Half a child each, half goes to you, and half goes to your ex-wife," he said, pointing towards her.
The mother simply stared at him, mouth slightly open.
"Let me explain," the judge said and leaned forward to rest his elbows on his desk. "In cases of non-consensual divorces, such as in your case, the custody is determined by the Court. And this is the Court," he said, emphasising the word by blowing air out of his nostrils. "It is tired of you and will resolve this situation if you don't come to a decision quickly."
"But... You can't do that," the mother said softly.
"I can and I will!" the judge shouted, looking for his gavel to emphasis
