Jay
I gave baby girl her hotel card. I hope that girl knows what she is doing. I pray Adam knows too, just dear god please let the s*x be good!
I was making my way around the room mingling just talking to everyone. When I found myself again next to Evan who was talking to Kevin. We were not really talking about anything when suddenly Austin, Evan’s brother, said he needs to talk to all of us in private and that we need to go to the bathroom.
Ok, all the men going to the bathroom together is a sure way to draw attention. Austin wants privacy, my god this should be interesting.
I followed the guys to the bathroom for the meeting. What was said there was the last thing I ever expected.
“So before I say anything, Kevin, I know she is your sister and this is going to be super uncomfortable for you. However, for this plan to work, sorry dude, you need to get involved.” Austin says.
“What are you going to do to my sister that is going to be uncomfortable?” Kevin asks.
Austin slaps Kevin on the back and says, “sorry to be blunt, but Keira is going to lose her virginity tonight and you have to help us pull it off.”
I groaned hearing Austin say that, he has no tact, I swear. How can you just say that to her brother like that.
Kevin was shocked that his mouth was open and he had a look of disbelief on his face.
“I’m going to help do what for my sister?” Kevin stuttered out.
“Kevin, I’m not asking you to actually do it to your sister, I’m not sick. No, you need to help with my plan in getting Keira and Adam to the hotel tonight.” Austin said.
“You got my sister and your brother a hotel room?” Kevin asked, with a little anger to his voice.
“Not me dude, Jay did actually.” Austin said as everyone turned to me.
“Hey, baby girl came to me and said she wants to give Stud Muffin her special gift that can never ever be given again. I talked with her ok, she is positive she wants Adam to do the honors. It is his graduation gift from her.”
“Ok, so why not just use the pool house, why a hotel room?” Evan asks.
“Yeah, um it wasn’t convenient and Keira wanted some romance. I mean you only lose it once right?” I said.
I am not about to go into details that the pool house has a camera in it and Keira doesn’t want Laura, the boy's mother, to see her losing her virginity. We need to get out of this bathroom, this isn’t normal for a meeting in the mens room. Someone is going to get suspicious soon.
“Ok, well, regardless, there is a hotel room. The getaway plan to go to the hotel just isn’t going to work. Everyone is going to figure out very quickly if Keira and Adam are missing for the night.” Austin says.
“So you came up with another plan to get Adam laid that involves all of us, you don’t think that would be suspicious?” Evan asks.
So Mr. All American has a brain, that’s a plus. I’m looking at him in the bathroom, kind of wishing it was just him and I. Lord, I would like to know what his lips would feel like on mine.
Jay, snap out of it. Evan is not a good idea, I have to remind myself.
“Well, since we are not like Jay and didn’t have this information prior to getting the room. I had to come up with a better plan in a hurry, so yeah.” Austin says.
“Just tell us the plan before I get sick, I do not want to think of why we are doing this please.” Kevin says.
“Don’t worry there bro, I have your back in this too. Most likely you will get laid too since Jaime has to come too.” Austin says.
“Please tell me you have not planned a Caligula orgy.” I say when I hear Austin say this.
“Austin, I love you brother but not doing a Caligula thing for Adam, I draw the line at that.” Evan says.
“What’s a Caligula?” Kevin asks.
“Roman emperor who was s*x crazied and liked orgies. There was a 1970’s movie made about him that was mainstream but it really was a porno.” Evan explains.
Oh my God, Evan knows movies. Oh this is so not good. I cannot fall for Evan he’s not out of the closet and I won’t be a dirty secret. I just can’t do that to myself.
“Huh, I didn't know it was a movie, I have to find it, But back on track, here is my plan. The frat house is empty, I need to get the rest of my stuff out. Evan was going to drive up with me tomorrow to help me pack.” Austin says.
Evan looks at Austin like he is understanding what he is trying to explain.
“You want to make it like the kids are going up to the college so they can see what’s in store for them. That’s not a bad idea.” Evan says to Austin.
“Yep, so I figure this, I will make a speech about how they need to know what’s in store for them or something, I will bullshit my way through like I’m good at doing. Evan and I will drive Jamie and Kevin up to the frat house for the night and then Jay, you drive Adam and Keira to the hotel. Tomorrow bright and early after they’ve done the deed and all that good stuff. You will pick them up at the hotel, drive them up to the college, and then we’ll all come back together with my stuff.”
“Wow, that actually does sound like a good plan but what am I gonna do at a college when I finally bring them to you? Won’t it look suspicious if I’m seen driving back with you guys when I didn’t go up with you guys.” I ask Austin.
“Well, after you drop them off you can just leave and go back to your place.” Austin says.
“That is a lot of f*****g driving for a little piece of ass, no offense to you Kevin, since Keira is your sister. Let’s be honest here, we’re going to be doing a lot of driving so two people can have s*x! Good Lord, Hallmark better make a Christmas movie about this because it sure would be interesting.“ I tell them.
I can hear Evan laughing at what I said, he has a cute laugh. Focus Jay, I need to focus on Keira getting laid and not Evan.
“Alright, I will help But tell them I’m taking Jaime and Keira to their houses to pack an overnight bag, that way the parents will trust the idea better if it's me taking the girls. I don’t think I need to explain why it’s better if it’s me taking the girls, It’s kind of obvious.” I tell them.
“ No, that's a really good idea. Thanks for thinking of that. I wasn’t thinking that they would need to pack a bag.“ Austin says.
“You ok, there Kevin?” Evan asks Kevin.
“Yeah, just not something I ever thought I would be in a discussion about, how to get my sister to lose her virginity.” Kevin shaking his head.
“My god, it is taking a village to get two kids together to have s*x tonight, you guys do realize this right?” I told the guys in the bathroom.
Kevin groans and says, “Can we all agree to never repeat this conversation ever again please.”
“I second that, helping two high school graduates to get to a hotel for a deflowering is definitely something I never want to talk about again.” I say.