Guess who found the remote?! Turns out there’s a television in here. Took me a while, but after pushing a few buttons, the painting on the wall opposite the bed slid back and just like that, instant entertainment. You know, this prisoner thing is a pretty good gig. Free room and board, my own ensuite, cable TV with all the channels and free meals. If I was at home right now I’d be filling out reports, attending meetings, training, overseeing council members and travelling the world hunting down supernatural people. While I may travel the globe, I never actually get to see any of the sights. I do my job and then come home. Right now being a bruja’s prisoner actually feels like a much-needed vacation, and to top it off, no family members to fight with. I love my family, but I could do witho