Such a performance I put on for Elsa on this night!
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Saturday morning I am awakened earlier than usual. With no explanation, vacuuming and cleaning is to begin. Amazingly, I feel no aftereffect of the prior evening’s figging, though it felt as if I was enduring second degree burns, if not worse.
An amazing torment and equally amazing... overall completely harmless. Yet I squirmed in pain... “Delightfully” Elsa graciously pointed out, the tight bindings making all efforts to alleviate the fire futile, as always.
Finally, completing the abundant tasks by early afternoon, there comes clarification. Elsa answers the door and I am embarrassed to be summoned to greet a woman of some thirty years, her natural prettiness greatly enhanced by perfect make up and coiffure.
“This is Leroy, Mad
