My Wife is a Mafia Queen (TAGALOG)

Chapter 4

Sunod-sunod syang nagmura sa kabilang linya kaya nangunot yung noo ko. Bakit kaya ang hilig magmura ni mon-mon? Sosyalin, english pa magmura pero bad pa rin yun! Hmp.

"Prepare yourself, Idiot. I'll fetch you at 2 o'clock." Nanlaki yung mata ko tsaka napatayo ng wala sa oras.

"Waaaaaaaaaah! Talaga mon-mon?! Bakit mo ko susunduin?! Saan tayo punta mon-mon?!"

"Shut up!"

"Mon-mooon! Magde-date ba tayo!?" Nagtatalon ako sa malambot na kama tsaka nagkikisay, "Kyaaaaaaah! Ang sweet-sweet mo naman mon-mon!"

"Shut the f**k up! Damn it! My ear fuckin hurts!" Sabay baba ng tawag.

Hindi ko na inalintana yung inis na tono ng boses nya, ipinagpatuloy ko nalang yung pagtatalon sa tuawa habang tumatawa ng malakas. Susunduin nya ako! Ibig sabihin magde-date kame!

Eh teka, Diba dapat honeymoon muna? Kasi kakakasal lang namin kahapon, tapos ang alam ko pagtapos ng kasal eh honeymoon na. Ay basta! Sige na nga wala munang honeymoon! Alam ko namang gusto na akong angkinin at solohin ni mon-mon pero mukhang dinadahan-dahan nya lang kasi nahihiya sya! Hihihihi!

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Kaya ayun! Nakaupo ako sa kama habang gumagawa ng paraan para may maisuot na brief. Plano ko kasing mangutang kay mon-mon para makabili ng XL na brief! Hehehe!

Bumaling ako doon sa isa pang tinahi ko na nasa gilid tsaka napahagikgik, mukhang magugustuhan ito ni mon-mon! Kyaaaaah!

Wag kang mag alala mon-mon, tumutupad yung mga gwapong tulad ko sa usapan! sa usapan, Hindi ako marunong umarte na parang artista pero pagsisikapan kong maging mabuting asawa sayo! Hehehehe~ Pakikiligin kita mon-mon hehehehe! Naku wala pa man din kinikilig na ako sa sarili ko mwehehehe!

(Third person's POV)

"Babalatan ka ni bossing ng buhay." Saad ni A, pawang nagsasaad lamang ng katotohanan.

Imbes na kumalma ay mas lalong nagsumiksik si Z sa pagitan ng dibdib ni D habang ngumangawa.

Napangiwi si C sa eksenang yon. "A, don't scare her."

"Hindi ko naman sya tinatakot, nagsasabi lang ako ng totoo."

"May point naman si A eh," Nilingon ni B si Z, "Bakit naman kasi hindi mo pinakain si boss L? Baka mamaya hindi nga mamatay sa mga kaaway ni bossing yun, mamatay naman sa gutom mas malilintikan ka kapag nagkataon."

"B namaaaan!" Alma ni Z, "Tulungan nyo nalang kaya ako kung paano makaka-survive sa atake ni bossing mamaya? Hindi yung mas tinatakot nyo pa ako! Pakshet! HUHUHUHU!"

Naawa naman si D sa kanya at hinagod nito yung likod nya para patahanin, "It's okay, Z. Makaligtas ka man o hindi,kami pa rin ang bahala sa libing mo—"

"D!" Sabay-sabay na sigaw nina A, B, C at Z.

"Oh bakit? Supportive lang ako." Inosenteng anya ni D.

Naagaw ng malakas na halakhak ni E yung atensyon nilang mga agents, pinukol naman ito ni Z ng masamang tingin—na lagi naman nitong ginagawa.

"Ayan, yan ang napapala ng atribidang tulad mo." Tumalikod ito habang nakapameywang bago hinagod ang buhok na umaabot sa balikat ang haba, "Bakit hindi ka gumaya sa isang magaling na cleaner na gaya ko? Hindi yung puro ka pabida kay bossing, hindi ka pa rin naman nya papayagan pumunta sa K-pop-pangit na concert na yan kahit lumuhod ka pa sa kanya." Dagdag neto habang patuloy na humahalakhak.

Nailing nalang si A at C habang si B eh lumagok sa iniinom nyang kape, nakatitig lang si D sa kanya.

"At ikaw papayagan dyan sa otaku-takot mong mga events!? As if namang papaagan ka ring lumarga ni bossing dyan sa mga anime mong puro yamete kudasai lang ang alam!"

"HOY!" Sigaw ni E na nababakasan na rin ng pagkapikon, "Anong yamete kudasai lang!? Palibhasa hentai lang alam mo! Kahit papano yung mga anime ko napagkukuhanan ng aral! Eh yang kpop mo!? Sayaw at kanta—PSH! Puro papogi at paganda!"

"HATDOG! Atleast yung mga kpop idol ko, totoong tao! Eh yang anime mo? Kahit saan lupalop ka ng mundo pumunta eh hinding-hindi mag-e-exist yan in real life!"

"Eh ikaw!? Alam ba ng mga idols mong nag-e-exist ka!?"

"Malalaman nila! Makikita mo!"

"Ulol!"

"Ulol ka rin!"

Kasunod na non yung pagpapalitan nila ng mura, pati dirty finger ginawa na nila kaya napapangiwi ang mga kasamahan nila habang nakikinig sa away nilang halos araw-araw naman nilang ginagawa.

Nasa kalagitnaan sila ng pagbubungaan nang biglang bumukas yung pinto lulan si Monica na may seryosong ekspresyon ng mukha. Taranta silang napatayo at napa-bow dahil sa gulat at kaba, hindi inaasahan yung biglaang dating ng amo nila.

"B-bossing!" Banggit nila habang nanatiling nakayuko.

Akala nila ay pagagalitan sila nito at bubulyawana na may kasamang ambon ng mura ngunit ganoon nalang ang pagtataka nila ng lagpasan sila nito at dumiretso paakyat ng hagdan ng second floor. Bumubulong-bulong din ito kasabay ng ingay ng lagatok ng takong ng sapatos ito.

Nagkatinginan silang anim bago sabay-sabay na umiling tsaka naupo ulit at nanahimik. Gusto nilang sundan ang bossing kaso pinipigilan nila ang sarili, takot nalang nilang malintikan.

Pero dahil nanalo ang kuryusidad sa isipan nila, heto sila ngayon, hindi magkamayaw sa pag-uunahan sa pagsunod sa amo para makisagap ng chika sa pag-uusapan sa pagitan ng amo nila at asawa nito.

Nasa huling baitang na sila nang bigla nalang may kumalabog na sinapawan ng malakas na sigaw ni Monica.

"WHAT THE f**k, LIAM! Are you fuckin stupid!? Why did you pulled it!?"

Nagpalitan sila ng nandidilat na mga tingin bago maingat na sumilip sa loob ng kwarto ni Liam at halos atakihin silang anim sa nakita.

Ang amo nila at ang asawa nito ay magkapatong—oo! MAGKAPATONG!

Nakahilata si Liam sa sahig habang si Monica naman ay nakapatong dito. Hindi nagtagal ay tumayo ang babae kaya nakita nila ang kabuuan ni Liam na basa-basa ang katawan at nakatapis ng twalya ang ibabang bahagi ng katawan.

Sabay-sabay silang napalunok nang makita yung pagtaas baba ng mga balikat ni Monica habang nakakuyom ang mga kamao, mabilis silang tumalikod habang pare-parehong nakapamulsa at nakapilang umiiling pabalik sa sala.

"I didn't see anything." Panimula ni A.

"Me too."

"Me three."

"Me four."

"Me five."

"Me six."

(Monica's POV)

My head is fuckin aching just by thinking about the idea of eating outside with my childish husband who does nothing but annoy me. This is our goddamn first day as a married fuckin couple yet I think I'm already dying because of stress! I'm not wondering anymore if I die one of these days, he'll be my cause of death!

I was taken back after calling Z earlier, that idiot doesn't want to come out of his room because of a goddamn underwear!? He kept on whining that the underwear that I ordered was too small—what the f**k does he mean by that!? That h-he got a b-big—Damn it! I can't even say it! Ugh! Gross!

Sa sobrang pag-iisip ay ni hindi ko na namalayang nasa tapat na pala ako ng pinto ng kwarto nya, I heard him singing something that made me grimaced.

"Go gwapo, go! Liam na pinaka-gwapo ipasok mo!" Dinig kong paulit-ulit nyang kinakanta sa di matukoy na tono.

Err, what a pervert.

"Open this fuckin door, Idiot." I ordered as I knock on his door.

Several seconds later the door remained closed that's why I held the handle but to my surprise, it opened with so much force that pulled me and made me out of balance.

Then I fell.

I groaned because of the pain after falling, tumama kasi sa kung anong matigas yung noo ko. That fuckin hurts.

"Ouch! Huhuhu! Yung abs kong yummy!" I heard him cried.

His fuckin what!?

My eyes widened in shock after opening it and saw our position! This may sound fuckin cliche but I'm on his fuckin top while he's under my damn body! And what the f**k is this thing that's in my stomach!? Something hard is poking my stomach and I'm not fuckin dumb not to now what it is!

"WHAT THE f**k, LIAM! Are you fuckin stupid!? Why did you pulled it!?" I yelled.

He just pouted and cried even more, pero wala akong nakikitang lumalabas na luha sa mata nya! Peste talaga.

Mabilis akong bumangon at pinagpag yung damit kong naalikabukan. He also stood up and held the towel that covers his lower body part which made me blush, damn! He's biting his lip, seducting me unconsciously!

Mukhang kaliligo lang ng inutil. His scent is invading my nostrils and his body is still wet, I don't know if it's sweat or water but the hell I care!? His body is none of my concern! s**t!

"Tanga ka ba?!" Malakas ko syang tinulak kaya mas lalo syang humagulgol but there's still no tears coming out on his fuckin eyes! "For pete's fuckin sake can you stop crying!? f**k!"

"Ih mon-mon sinabihan mo kong tanga ih, na-hurt yung feelings ko kaya bakit hindi ako iiyak mon-mon!?" Ngawa nya.

"I'm asking you if you're stupid or not, you moron!"

He stopped. "Ay? Nagtatanong ka pa lang ba, mon-mon? Hihihi! Akala ko sabi mo tanga ako eh." Sabay nagkikisay na sya habang nakahawak sa pisngi.

Tangina.

I groaned in annoyance, asar na inihilamos ko yung palad ko sa mukha ko. f**k, he's so stupid—No, he's fuckin more than that! Sya ang tanga sa lahat ng tanga sa mundo!

"S-sorry mon-mon, nasaktan ka ba?" He asked with a pout on her ips while examining me from head to toe, "Sabi mo kasi buksan ko yung pinto? Kaya binuksan ko agad."

I heaved a heavy sigh, not just once nor twice, I did it for three fuckin times co'z if not I might really kill him now for real.

Iniwas ko yung tingin ko sa kanya para mabawasan kahit papano yung inis ko but my brows c****d when my eyes landed on his bed—specifically on his bedsheet.

"The f**k?" I whispered as I took the sheet from the bed and grimaced.

It has a fuckin hole on it. Four fuckin holes shaped like a goddamn underwears for men and women.

He stood up that made me take a step back from him. Ngumuso sya tsaka may dinampot sa kama at nakangiting iniladlad yun sa mismong harapan ko na dahilan para mapamura ako.

"Nag-DIY ako ng underwear, mon-mon!" Proud na sabi nya habang nagpapakyut, "Marunong naman akong magtahi kaya naisip ko na magtahi nalang muna tutal naman eh ngayon lang. Hihihi! Tingnan mo mon-mon, ginawan rin kita ng sayo para couple goals tayo, yieeeeeeh!"

I felt my body froze when he held my hand and dropped that fuckin DIY panty that he made on my palm!

Jesus Christ! What's wrong with his head!? Does he have fuckin brain or what!? He cut that hundred dollar bed sheet just to make that fuckin underwear!?

He's laughing and his face turned into beet red as I look at him. "Ano? Namumula ka ah, kinilig ka ba mon-mon? Ayieeeeh~" At lalo akong nanigas sa kinatatayuan ko nang hawakan nya yung kamay kong may hawak nung panty, "Isusuot ko palang yung sakin, mon-mon. Isuot mo rin yung sayo para mas sweet!"

Napapantastikuhan ko syang sinamaan ng tingin. "Do you wanna fuckin die!?"

"Die? Mamatay? Mamatay sa kilig at kasweetan? Yieeeeeh! Mga banat mo mon-mon ah!" Hinampas-hampas nya ko habang nagkikisay kaya napaubo-ubo ako.

Shit. What a fuckin idiot!

I need to calm down, Monica calm down! If you will kill this retarded husband of yours then you'll also lose your throne!

"Mon-mooon~" His sweet toned voice sent shivers on my spine especially when he touched my arms and began swayin it on the air.

Shit. s**t. s**t.

"Mon-mon—"

"WHAT?!"

"Hala!" Nanlaki yung mga mata nya, "Galit ka, mon-mon?"

"Why? Do I look like I'm fuckin happy!?"

"Hindi, mas mukha kang galit mon-mon." Then he chuckled, "Pero kung ganyan talaga yung mukha mo mon-mon, galit man o masaya ay tanggap pa rin kita! Yieeeeeh~ Hihihi! Kilig yan?"

Sinundot-sundot nya yung bewang ko kaya ngali-ngali kong tinabig yung kamay nya, I cleared my throat before I tsked.

"Wear your damn clothes, I'll just wait for you outside!"

Hindi ko na hinintay yung sagot nya at tumalikod nalang basta para maglakad palabas. Pakiramdam ko ay umakyat lahat ng dugo ko sa pagmumukha ko sa di malamang dahilan!

Inis kong ginulo yung buhok ko dahil sa labis na inis at nagtungo palabas ng mansyon. Dumbass!

***

My back is leaning on the hood of my Aston Martin with the lit up cigarette between my lips as I wait for that idiot to come down.

And speaking of the devil. He's rushing towards my direction with a big smile on his lips.

"Hi mon-mon!" He went beside me and hugged my arm, "Sorry mon-mon kung natagalan ka huh? Nagpagwapo pa kasi ako, hihihi—"

"What the f**k are you wearing?" Hinaltak ko yung manggas ng suot nya kaya sya ngumuso, "Damn it! Do you even know that we're going to the mall!?"

Pinagmasdan rin nya yung sarili nya mula ulo hanggang paa bago kamot ulong humagikgik.

"Uhh... Oo? May mali ba sa suot ko mon-mon?"

I forced myself to calm my damn nerves that is so near from exploding by massaging the bridge of my nose.

"You're really asking me on what's fuckin wrong on the clothes that you're fuckin wearing?" Hinaltak ko sya sa kwelyo ng suot nyang damit, "Ano ba sa tingin mo ang gagawin natin sa mall? Matutulog? Stupid." Sabay tulak sa kanya at nauna na akong pumasok sa kotse.

He also followed and immediately get inside, he sat beside me and smile as he fix his seatbelt. Hindi ko naman sya pinansin at ini-start nalang ang makina para magmaneho.

"Mon-mon~"

"What?" Ismid ko.

"Galit ka pa rin? Sorry na! Dito kasi ako kumportable. Ayoko kasi isuot yung mga damit na nandun sa walk in closet na tinuro ni Z, nakita ko kasi yung tag price, ang mamahal." He pouted.

"So what's the problem with that? So what if it's damn expensive? I'm the one who bought that not you! Look at yourself! Mas gugustuhin mong magmukhang tanga yung sarili mo?"

Lalong tumulis yung nguso nya, "Ano bang mali sa suot ko mon-mon?" Mabilis ko syang pinasadahan ng tingin tsaka asar na ibinalik ang tingin sa kalsada, "Ayos naman ah? Yung pusa nga ang kinuha kong design eh, nakakahiya kasi kung yung isusuot ko eh yung bear o kaya yung rabbit. Kulay pink kasi."

I gritted my teeth as I palmed my face because of irritation.

"You are wearing a fuckin cat designed OVERALL PAJAMA!" May diin kong sabi kasabay nang paghigpit na hawak ko sa manibela ng sasakyan ko.

"Oo nga, mon-mon."

"It's a pajama, Liam! A fuckin onesie!"

"Alam ko. Ako yung may suot eh. Ano ka ba naman mon-mon?"

Again, I did a fuckin face palmed.

I pursed my lips and kept my mouth shut because talking to him might make my head fuckin explode.

He keeps on giving me a motherfucking headache.

(Liam's POV)

Hindi ko alam kung anong problema ni Mon-mon kasi kanina pa nya ako hindi kinikibo magmula nang makarating kame dito, ewan ko ba sa kanya, trip nya yatang wag munang magsalita—o baka naman hindi sya makapagsalita dahil gwapong-gwapo sya sakin!? Hihihihi! Sabi ko na nga ba eh, kinikilig lang sya sa kakyutan ko ih hahahahaha!

Pero napansin ko lang, yung mga taong nadaanan namin kanina eh panay ang tingin sakin! Lalo na yung mga dalagang estudyante, titingin tapos mamumula yung mukha sabay nangingisay na ewan, may iba na pasimple akong pini-picturan kaya inangat ko sa ulo ko yung hood ng suot kong damit at nagsimulang magpapogi, hehehehe~ Ang galing netong damit na nakuha ko dun sa walk in closet kanina! Lakas makahatak ng chicks!

Itim sya tapos malambot, may tenga sya ng pusa kaya parang may tenga ako ng pusa tapos pati yung sapatos ko hugis paa ng pusa. Mukha akong pusa, isang napakagwapong pusa! Hihihi.

Nakaramdam ako na parang nakatitig sakin at masamang aura kaya kaya sumilip ako doon sa menu na nakaharang sa mukha ko. Ayun si mon-mon, nagbabasa ng menu na hawak nya. Ramdam ko talagang galit sya kasi ini-snob nya yung kagwapuhan ko.

Napakamot ako sa ulo. Si mon-mon yung masama ang aura pero hindi naman sya nakatingin sakin.

"Sino naman kaya yung sumisimple ng titig sakin?" Bulong ko tsaka ako ngumuso.

Binalingan ko itong lalaking nag-abot ng menu samin, nakatayo lang sya habang may hawak na notepad at ballpen. Gwapo rin naman sya ah pero lamang ang talaga ako ng 99% percent, pero kung tutuusin mapagtyatyagaan na, bakit kaya hindi nalang sya yung inasawa ni mon-mon?

"Hehehehe~ Hello!" Bulong ko nang mapadako sakin yung tingin nya.

Nanlaki yung mata ko nang bigla nya kong samaan ng tingin kaya bumalik ako sa pagtatago ng mukha ko sa menu. Grabe, sinimangutan nya ko! Inaano ko ba sya? Huhuhu! Ang bad.

"Give me Boeuf bourguignon, Coq au vin, Escargots de Bourgogne, Gougère, Jambon persillé for main dish, Tapenade Noir a la Figue, Tartare de Filet de Boeuf for the appetizer and only water for drinks." Alien na anya ni mon-mon bago binalik yung menu kay kuya sungit na inulit naman yung sinabi nya.

Kinunotan naman nya ako ng noo nang bumaling sya sakin. La! Bakit ba galit pa ren sya? Huhuhu bakit ba nagagalit yung mga tao ngayon? Huhuhu.

"Is that all mademoiselle?" Ako lang ba o malambing talaga yung pagkakasabi ni kuyang sungit nun kay mon-mon?

Pinaningkitan ko sya ng mata. Ano ba yung mademoiselle? Tong supladong toh kung ano-anong tinatawag kay mon-mon. Hmp.

Bumaling ako kay mon-mon at medyo natuwa nang makitang sakin sya nakatingin habang nakahalumbaba sa mesa gamit ang dalawang kamay.

"What do you want to eat? Tell the waiter about your order."

Namilog yung mata ko sa gulat. Hala sya! O-order na pala!?

"A-ah, o-oo nga mon-mon." Inabot ko din kay kuya sungit yung menu, "Tapsilog nalang po saken, three cups ng extra rice ah? Hehehe~"

Sabay na ngumiwi si mon-mon tsaka si kuyang sungit. Bakit? Anong kangiwi-ngiwi doon? Hmp.

"We don't serve that kind of dishes here in our restaurant, sir." Saad nung waiter na may nananaksak na tingin kaya nakanguso akong bumaling sa ibang direksyon.

Hmp. Ayoko ngang makipag-away! Baka matanod pa ako, huling beses na nakipag-away ako eh hinabol ako nung tanod samen! Sinapak kasi ako, kaya ayon sinampal ko kaliwa't kanan bago ko sinabunutan! Ganon, ganon ako kabagsik!

Pumalatak si mon-mon. "Tsk. Double my order." Sabay senyas dun sa lalake na umalis.

"Wag mo kong titigan mon-mon, naiilang ako." Tsaka ako nag-iwas ng tingin. Hindi yun pagpapabebe ah? Titig na titig kasi talaga sya sakin! Nakakailang, baka matunaw yung kagwapuhan ko.

Rinig ko yung mahina nyang pagmumura bago bumuntong hininga.

"Let's buy some underwears after eating lunch. You go."

Nagpantig yung tenga ko dahil dun, mangungutang nga pala ako!

"Hehehe mon-mon utang muna yung pambili kong briefs ah? Wala kasi akong pera kasi diba pinambili ko ng pandesal?" Naalala ko yung panadera dun sa pandesalan, yung nagsipit ng ilong! Hmp! Mabango na ako ngayon kala nya ba? Kahit tumira pa sya sa kili-kili ko wala syang maaamoy! Hmp!

Kumunot yung noo nya kasabay nung pagbalik nung waiter bitbit yung tray ng mga pagkain, tulad kanina ay masama pa rin yung tingin nya sakin hanggang sa mailapag nya yung mga pagkain at makaalis. Parang may problema yata sya saken.

"You don't have to pay me, I dragged you in this mess. That makes you my responsibility."

"Pero diba ako yung lalake? Edi dapat lang na ako ang magtrabaho. Dapat may pera rin ako. babayaran ko naman eh."

"Then I'll give you money, just tell me how much you needed and I'll give it to you right away." Humalukipkip sya habang salubong ang mga kilay kaya nginusuan ko naman sya bilang ganti.

"Ayoko! Di ako papayag mon-mon! Basta utang yung pambili ng brief ko! Babayaran ko nalang pag may trabaho na ko—ah! A-ano kayo!? Waaaaaah!"

Bigla nalang nagdagsaan yung mga babae sa labas, buti nalang ay nakaharang tong malaking salamin sa tabi namin kung saan kami nakapwesto ni mon-mon.

Atubili kong binuhat yung bangko na inuupuan ko tsaka dinala sa tabi ni mon-mon na sumenyas sa isa sa mga waiter para paalisin yung mga babae sa labas.

"Damn, what the f**k is wong with these people?"

"Waaaaah! Mon-mon! Nasisilaw ako! Kinukunan nila ako ng picture huhuhu!"

"The f**k!? Get off me!" Anya nang yakapin ko sya.

Iyayakap ko rin sana yung mga binti ko sa kanya kaso hinampas nya sa noo ko yung palad nya dahilan para mapalayo ako. Huhuhu bad! Nipalo nya ko sa noo!

Balak ko pa sanang ngumawa pero bumalik nanaman yung kuyang sungit para maglapag ng pagkain. Kumapit nalang ako ulit kay mon-mon na hindi naman pumalag pero nakasimangot.

"Tss. Dumbass." Ano daw? May binulong yung sungit eh, pero hindi ko narinig!

"Here's your order, mademoiselle." Inilapag nya yung huling pinggan tsaka ngumiti na parang isang prince charming, yung ngiting parang kumikintab yung ngipin? "Anything else you needed?"

Halaaaaaaaa! Type yata neto si mon-mon eh! Bakit hindi nya agad sinabi? Edi sana nireto ko sya kay mon-mon. Tsk! Close pa naman kami ni mon-mon.

"Ah, yeah, I need something that badly includes your cooperation." Nakangiti ring sabi ni mon-mon kaya napanganga ako at hinawakan yung magkabilang pisngi ko, halaaaaa! Isa pa toh!

Hindi na nahiya, asawa nya ako diba? Panlalalake na ba to? Huhuhu iyak na ba ko? Harap-harapan talaga? Nakakaloka si mon-mon Huhuhu! Hindi man lang talaga sinekreto yung panlalalake nya! Huhuhu! Sad.

"Oh sure mademoiselle! What is it?"

Dahan-dahang nawala yung ngiti ni mon-mon at napalitan ng pagtatagis ng mga ngipin na ikinakaba ko, ni kuyang sungit at lahat ng ususero't ususerang nakakita.

"Can you call your goddamn manager? I want you to be fuckin fired in front of my husband."

Eh? Break na agad sila?

(Monica's POV)

How dare he is saying those kinds of words in front of me? Hah, maybe he didn't realize that I heard what he just said a while ago.

I felt the judging stares coming from the other customers here, I'm creating a f*****g scene here! Great! Tsk. I need to act mad to convince everyone that I'm protecting him.

Paghinga ko nalang yata ang maririnig mo sa sobrang tahimik ng pagligid, his arm is still anchored on my arm and I can also see how he looked at me then looking back on the waiter. I know what kind of look plastered on his face—he looks like he's thinking something stupid again.

I'm still glaring at the waiter in front of me, he looked so shocked because of what I've said earlier or maybe he didn't just expected that I would say those.

"P-pardon—"

"Don't pardon-pardon me you asshole." I cut him off as I stood up, "I'm done with your bullshits. I heard what you said about my husband yet your playing innocent? Dumb ass, huh? Do you want me to rip off your tongue in front of these people?"

I feel like my veins are going to explode out of unknown anger,damn it! My blood is freaking boiling and I don't even know why! My hands are itching to take my gun under my skirt and shoot him straight in the forehead.

Their whispers filled the whole damn restaurant while staring at the both of us. Tsk!

"B-but madem—"

"Cut that f*****g 'Mademoiselle'!" I c****d an eyebrow and let out a smirk, "Are you insulting my husband here?" Then pointed to Liam whose innocently watching us, "We're fuckin married yet you keep on calling me mademoiselle?!"

Someone pulled the hem of my polo, I looked at him who's pouting like a child again while the hood of his onesie with fuckin cat ears is already covering his head.

Fuckin cute—MONICA?! GET BACK TO YOUR SENSES YOU FOOL! WHO'S FUCKIN CUTE?!

I shake my head. No! He's not cute for pete's sake! HE'S NOT CUTE!

He pulled it again. "Mon-mon~" He called in a singsong voice.

"What?!" Singhal ko.

"Nagugutom na ko, wag mo ng awayin yang si kuya. Mag move on ka na, sya nga move on na sayo ih." What the f**k is he saying?! Who's moved on who?!

I was about to answer him when a bunch of waiters and other staffs are already surrounding us, then a younger woman in a formal attire walked towards my direction as I examined her from head to toe. I bet she's the manager based on her posture.

"Atlast, the manager came." I whispered but enough for her to hear.

She unconciously bowed in front of me with an apologetic expression that made me frowned for a second. I guess she's just newly promoted as a manager, she didn't even know me.

"G-good afternoon, maa'm, sir! I'm sorry for my employee's m-mistake. Ako na ang h-humihingi ng pasensya para sa nagawa nya and sorry din po kung late ako."

Yep. Definitely newly promoted.

I calm myself before I speak, "That's fine, I just want this guy kicked out of this place immediately."

"P-po?" Her eyes widen in shock yet I just gave her a dead stare.

"As you see, I'm a regular customer and I'm also the MOST important customer here in this restaurant. There's no need to explain who and what kind of person I am. So, Miss manager, I..." I pointed her, "...want you..." Then pointed the waiter, "...to fire him NOW."

Them manager trembled in fear as she cleared her throat—I guess I scared her.

"B-but maam—"

I took out my phone and dialed the owner of the restaurant—which is my one and only cousin.

"What is it again, Queen?" Vanessa asked as soon as she answered my call.

"One of your employees are fuckin disrespectful, I want him out. Now."

"Fine, hand over the phone to my manager, Queen." I did what she told.

The manager sighed as she took the phone from my hand and began talking on the phone.

I faced that rude waiter while crossing my arms, He's super pale right now. Super pale as if I'm going to kill him anytime, yeah right, that's what I want to do but I couldn't because of the crowd.

Iniabot nung manager yung phone ko while wearing an apologetic smile. I guess she knew me already.

"I'm really very sorry for my employee's rude behaviour and attitude, as your request ma'am," She faced the waiter staring at her with a sincere face, "Mr. Lee, I'm sorry but you are fired. Please take your belongings and leave."

The waiter crouched before began walking away. The manager apologized repeatedly before finally went back to her office. I also glared those annoying people who's looking on us before glancing on this idiot in front of me who kept on eating like a fuckin hungry pig.

I grimaced. Patay gutom. Kaya pala nanahimik.

He's eating by the use of his bare hands that made me shook my head. He kept on putting food on his mouth continuously making his cheeks puff because it's getting full. I sighed and just ignored him as I started eating my own food quietly.

My eyebrows rosed when he crossed his legs while still eating nonstop, he's making himself feel-at-f*****g home in this restaurant. Tsk. Such a shameless idiot.

Napaigtad ako nang biglaan syang lumingon saken na ngiting-ngiti, there's a lot of fuckin sauce on his cheeks! Kadiri! This guy is the worst, can't he eat well without being gross!?

"Mon-mon, kain lang ng kain! Bakit hindi mo nalang kamayin yang ulam? Tara dali eto oh, tikman mo! Hihihi!" Sabay lahad nung ulam sa bibig ko, I glared at him.

"I have my own meal here." I sarcastically said before showing him the fork that I'm holding that has viand on it, he pouted after seeing it so I just focused on my food again.

"Eh kahit na! Dali na!" He insist which I ignored and continued eating.

"No."

"Mon-mon!"

"No.

"Dali na kasi!"

"No."

"Kakagatin ko ulit yung doorknob ng pinto ng kwarto mo!"

Mabilis akong napalingon sa kanya habang masama ang tingin, again! He will really bite my fuckin doorknob!?

"Dali na! Hindi ako nagbibiro, mon-mon!"

"Don't you fuckin da—" I frozed as he cut me in my mid sentence by putting that fuckin food on my mouth!

Kung matalim na yung tingin ko kanina mas tumalim pa ngayon. Damn it! Muntik na kong mabulunan!

He laughed. "Ayan! Sige na, mon-mon kain ka na ulit! Mwehehehe~" Bumalik na sya sa pagkain nya.

Ilang segundo akong napatitig sa kanya bago ako nag iwas ng tingin.

How long will I be patient on this idiot? He's getting into my nerves. Lahat ng ayaw ko sa isang lalake eh nasalo nya lahat—maingay, malikot, makulit and immature! Kung hindi lang talaga kailangan ay ay hindi ko na sya pag-aaksayahan ng panahon! Tsk. I need him as an asset, that's it. Just an asset. A tool—for me to maintain my rank and find the suspect who killed the person so dear to me.

If being with him is the right thing to do in order to accomplish my plans, then I'll stay with him. No matter how annoying he is. I need to set aside my dislikes about him and just go with the flow.

Wala namang mawawala sakin, right?

Bumuntong hininga ako tsaka kinuha yung table napkin sa gilid nya. I held his jaw to face me, confusion is evident on his face even though his mouth is still full of food.

"Bakit mon-mon?" He asked innocently.

I didn't answered, instead my hand began on wiping his cheeks dirtied with sauce down to his lips.

He have this perfect shaped jaw na akala mo iginuhit dahil sa sobrang ganda nang pagkakahugis, he also have the pinkish red kissable lips that every woman's dream and of course, those fuckin brown eyes that shouts out on being fierce but perfectly fine on being innocent together with that thick eyebrows.