San Diego Series: Redamancy

Chapter 15

“Come on baby, let’s go” yaya ko kay Baby Hunter, kabibili ko lang ng ticket we were both wearing a mask and a cap. Lowkey kami ngayon since I have my plans.

“Ano pong movie binili mo?” my Baby Gummy Bear asked, while holding our food.

“Horror baby” kita ko ang pagngiti niya.

“Paano niyo po nalaman na favorite ko po yung horror?” Favorite niya yung horror? Then that’s perfect, because I make sure that he won’t forget our movie experience together. Thinking about my plans make my ovary dance in joy.

“Nagandahan kasi ako sa poster, so I bought the tickets.” I lied. Ang ugly kaya ng poster pero dahil ito lang yung nag iisang horror ay binili ko na.

Sabay kaming pumasok ni Baby Hunter sa sinehan, yung pwestong binili ko nasa pinakadulong upuan. After we settle down ay isa isang nagsipasok yung mga manonood ng movie. Konti lang din yung manonood.

“Tayo lang yung nandito sa pinakadulo, Moore. Exciting!” I smirked, ofcourse kami lang talaga yung nasa pinakadulo. Binili ko kaya lahat ng upuan sa row namin and yung 2 rows before our seat. So talagang solo namin yung pinakadulo. So, my Baby Hunter is right. How exciting!

Namatay na yung ilaw at nagsimulang na ang palabas. Since hindi mapirmi yung kamay ko ay kunwari akong kumuha ng popcorn na nasa lap ni Baby Hunter, and since I’m Moore Iris Archambeau syempre hindi talaga yung pop corn yung target ko.

“Moore” gulat na sabi ni Baby Gummy Bear. “Yes?” kunwaring walang alam na sabi ko while I continue touching my Baby Hunter lap.

“Yung kamay mo” mahina nitong sabi. “Opps, sorry. I thought popcorn yung nahawakan ko, lap mo pala” I acted shock, pwedeng pwede na akong mag artista.

“May binili naman akong popcorn sayo ah” turo nito sa popcorn na nasa lap ko. “Baby, I want to try your popcorn” a different kind of popcorn.

“Ha? Same flavor lang naman yung binili kong popcorn”

“Really? But I can’t taste the cheese on my popcorn” naningkit yung mata ni Baby Hunter sabay agaw ng popcorn ko. He took one and ate it, ghad! I want to be popcorn right now!

“Hindi mo naman hinalo yung cheese powder na kasama diyan eh” Ha? That plastic thing is a cheese powder. How cheap! Can’t the cinema afford a real cheese instead of the artificial one?

“No, thanks baby. An artificial cheese is unhealthy, hindi ka dapat kumakain nun” natigilan siya and he touch the tip off his nose. His cute habit.

“Pero masarap po kasi yung cheese flavor popcorn” sabi niya sabay kuha ng popcorn at kinain ito.

“Really? Masarap?” flirty na sabi ko, tumango ito. That’s my cue para tikman yung popcorn niya. I lean in and capture his lips. I notice how shock he was, nilapit ko pa yung sarili ko and grabe his neck to deepen our kiss. I bit his lowerlip and entered my tounge to his mouth, tasting the cheese flavored popcorn. Agad akong lumayo after that, I smiled sweetly.

“You are right, baby. Masarap nga yung cheese flavored popcorn especially kapag galing sa mouth mo” My Baby blinked multiple times at kitang kita ko na nagulat siya sa ginawa ko. He looked left and right, up and down para macheck if may nakikita sa amin. Ofcourse wala, ang dilim kaya sa sinehan, ang sinakto ko sa jumpscare yung kiss para walang makakita sa amin. If meron man, they won’t recognize us because of our cap. How brilliant I am!

“Huwag mo na pong gagawin yun, baka may makakita sa atin. Nakakahiya” I acted a bit hurt “Kinakahiya mo ako baby?” lungkot lungkotang sabi ko. I saw Baby Hunter panicked.

“Hindi. Syempre hindi, pero kasi” he scratches the back of his head “Masyado kasi tayong PDA, hindi ako sanay” masasanay ka din soon.

“Fine. I’ll behave for now, baby. Kailangan mong bumawi pagkauwi natin” masayang tumango si Baby Hunter and he kiss my cheek.

Nasa gitna pa lang kami ng palabas ng makitang kong ubos na yung popcorn ni Baby Gummy Bear, binaba niya yung cup sa floor. He took a sip in his drinks. I don’t really like the movie, kaya lang naman ako pumunta dito to flirt with him. Sayang naman yung binili kong ticket sa mga katabi naming seats para masolo siya. So, I decided to make up for it.

This time imbes na sa lap ni Baby Hunter, I reach for his biggie me. Kita ko ang pagkagulat niya. I smirked, ohh! Mukhang may nagigising.

I chuckled and lean in his ears. “Relax baby, no one will see us this time.”

Agad kong hinanap yung zipper niya to give freedom to his biggie me pero hinuli niya yung kamay ko and intertwin it his. This is the first time na nag initiate siya to hold my hands. Matutuwa sana ako but I want to hold his biggie me for now!

“Baby please. I need your biggie me, have mercy on him. Hindi na siya makahinga sa pants mo, he also needs to see the movie” maarteng sabi ko. Naningkit ang mata nito. “Sabi mo magbebehave ka”

“Behave naman ako ah, but my hands are not” malanding sabi ko while trying to touch his zipper again. But since hawak niya yung kamay ko, I failed.

“Tingin ka sa likod” mahinang sabi niya, I looked at our back pero pader lang yun.

“Baby walang tao, no one will see us” I whispered blowing some air into his ear.

“Sa taas. Yung operator, isang silip lang nun makikita yung ginagawa mo. Ayokong mavideohan Moore, baka maging scandal” napangiti ako, He’s too cute. Masyadong kabado naman si Baby Gummy Bear.

“Baby bakit naman sisilip yun, also ang dilim kaya. You should relax, this will be exciting! Also, if maging scandal man gagalingan ko na lang para naman hindi nakakahiya” mahina niyang tinulak ang ulo ko using his point finger.

“Ayoko. Tsaka diba mas exciting kung sa bahay mo na lang tayo, mas mahaba yung time natin.”

“Babyyyy! Sayang naman yung binili kong ticket” nanlalambing na sabi ko.

“Luh! Akala ko dinala mo ako sa sine to watch movie with you, iba pala plano mo” busted. But who cares? Totoo naman na may balak akong landiin siya during movie pero mission failed ako.

Sumimangot ako at kunwaring nalungkot. I want him to suyo me right now! Pinag isipan ko kaya tong movie date namin then hindi naman pala magagawa.

“Moore, ayoko lang talaga na gawin natin yun sa sinehan” malambing na bulong nito, but not enough. Gusto ko kapag nilalambing ako may laplap.

“Moore” tawag nito but still hindiko siya pinansin. Ngayon ko lang nalaman na ang boring pala ng movie na napili ko.

“Moore wag ka ng magalit” bahala siya diyan. Kiss lang naman hindi pa magawa. Ayoko din namang sabihin sa kaniya pero dapat may initiative siya, right? I heard him sighed.

“Fine, ganito na lang. Gagawin ko lahat ng trip mo mamaya pagka uwi sa bahay mo” my eyes sparkle after hearing that.

“Really?” nakangiting sabi ko, gusto ko na agad umuwi. I’m so excited!

“Inuuto moa ta ako eh” nakunot na noong sabi niya. I kiss his cheek and smiles.

“Ofcourse not baby, gusto mo ba magtampo ulit ako to prove na hindi kita inuuto”

“Luh! Magtatampo ka ulit? Huwag na, okay na tayo eh” napangiti ako, how can be someone so cute and handsome at the same time. Ang sarap lang niya papakin.

After we watch the movie ay dinala ko siya sa isang fast food. Yep, fastfood. Libre daw niya at dahil alam ko naman na student pa lang siya and walang stable income kaya naman hinila ko siya sa fast food. I don’t eat in a fast food but since its My Baby Hunter treat ay pumayag ako.

While eating, a woman stops infront of us at tumabi ng upo sa Baby Gummy Bear ko. I arched my eyebrows.

“You’re Moore Iris Archambeau?” nakataas na kilay na tanong niya, while looking at me from head to toe. I know I’m a goddess but hindi ako pumapatol sa same s*x, though I have nothing against them.

“And you are?” I asked in a pinakamataray way.

“I’m Eunice, girlfriend ng inagaw mo” I averted my gaze to my Baby Hunter na nakatingin doon sa Eunice. May girlfriend siya? I thought he’s single.

“Baby may girlfriend ka?”

“Ha?” I saw how shocked he was.

“Excuse me?” tiningnan ni Ms.Clown si Baby Hunter mula ulo hanggang paa. Yes, Ms. Clown because of her blush on na kulang na lang inubos niya yung isang set ng blush on sa sobrang pula ng pisnge niya. Akala ba niya mestiza siya?

“Hindi ako pumapatol sa high school student” I chuckled, sinamaan ako ng tingin ni Baby Hunter.

“College na po ako ma’am. Ang sakit niyo namang magsalita eh hindi naman kita kilala” malungkot na sabi ni Baby Hunter, I saw Eunice stops at titig na titig sa mukha ni Baby Gummy Bear. I know he’s gorgeous but quit staring.

Eunice blink multiple times at tumingin ulit sa akin.

“I’m here to tell you that Duke is mine. Kahit na nakumbinsi ka niya to practice Celibacy, I know deep down you can’t resist being a b***h. So, I’m telling you that I’m watching every move you do at lahat makakarating kay Duke. Cherish the moment of him being your boyfriend, dahil babawiin ko siya sayo” hindi pa ako nakakapagsalita ng agad itong lumayas. How dare she?!

Napakawalang manners! And ano daw? Me? Having a boyfriend?

“Baby wala akong boyfriend!” agad na depensa ko when I saw how shocked he is.

“Alam ko po, doon palang sa you practice Celibacy kaduda duda na. Para namang wala yun sa dictionary mo after ng ginawa mo sa akin kanina sa sine” Isa pa yun! I practice Celibacy?! Ghad! I refuse to experience drought.

“Pero sino po yung Duke? Ex mo or ex FUBU?” isa lang yung kilala kong Duke and I’m 99% sure na siya yung nagpapakalat na I practice Celibacy. Iyong mahangin at feelingerong lalaki na si Duke Terrance Hart. Iyong Duke that thinks that he was too handsome eh mukha namang backteria na natira sa mga alcohol kaya 99.99% lang yung natanggal.

He will pay for this!

I refuse to accept his slander. Nakakainsulto yung Celibacy!