CHAPTER 14
DES-E
For the record, I do not like high school rom-coms. If you click on the avatar above the D in the account I share with Vampire and Hyena and look at my "Watch Again" list for Netflix, you will not find anything below a hard R. Narcos, Queen of the South, all that old Hong Kong and new Taiwanese mafia triad s**t. That’s what I like to watch.
Officially.
But after a long season of activities that can range from maiming to killing, do I sometimes open up an incognito tab on my laptop and log in to the old account I still share with my family back in Texas?
Do I maybe make myself a big pour of tequila and, you know, chill out with a Christmas movie where no illegal s**t whatsoever happens and either a single woman from a big city or a high school girl gets over herself an
