A beam of moonlight came through the window and illuminated the outline of someone or something standing at the foot of his bed. The light grew stronger and seemed to concentrate in one area on the creature's upper torso. It got so bright for a moment that Dickteaser was forced to close his eyes before he got a full glimpse of who or what it was.
When the flash subsided, Splooge opened his eyes again. The room was now filled with normal light, although his reading lamp above his recliner remained turned off. "What the f**k?" he said as he clearly saw what could only be described as a shirtless emo waif with a scarf around his neck!
The young man stood in a slouched position. His unwashed and unnecessarily long hair was dyed jet black on one side and bleached blonde on the other. It
