School s*x

chapter 5

I enjoyed my stay in Auchi especially the new fishes I caught with my indestructible net but it’s good to be home. No wonder they say ‘no place like home’; immediately as I got home, my mum has already cooked Owho soup, all a have to do is to prepare starch and eat the great combination (yellow & yellow)…

After eating, I was pressed and decided to use the restroom, getting there I zipped down and brought out my d**k to urinate the waste product in my bladder. I discovered the urine was reddish and very painful while coming out through the urethra, after some time the urine stopped dripping and I shake my d**k like that of an android phone sending files through xender with tears rolling off my eyes as if I was beaten due to the stress I applied in forcing the urine out. It’s really strange because I haven’t felt such while urinating before, maybe it’s because I’ve been bearing it for some hours.

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Staying alone at home was so boring but not on Saturdays when all the rough or tout boys will assemble at the back of Olodi primary school to gist or play different sport games. I went to my room to change what I was wearing to Chelsea’s jersey and kit before heading to the school field, on my way there I saw some of my old-time colleagues walking towards that direction, they are all wearing their sports kits and I stopped them so we can all go to the field together. For everyone to be serious in the game we all contributed #20naira each and stake, the winning team will have to take the whole money at the end. The game was so hot because of the money each side dropped as the winning price, I was one of the key men in my team when it comes to football but I wasn’t able to deliver my team with just one goal. While the game was going on I became exhausted and ask someone to replace me, I left the field to get myself liquid water (local deionized H2O) I drank 2 sachets and pour one all over my head. Walking back to the field I stopped by a bush side to urinate and the worst happened, this time it took the urine almost an hour to come out and I was in pain waiting to see the urine pump out like a rushing tap, finally, it came out with all my body vibrating as if it’s an electric shock.

Quaker!!!! What a strange development, it has to do with a health defect I presumed. I must see Matthew my friend who has a pharmacist in my street; maybe he will have a good explanation for this…. I went back to the field, wore my shirt which I pulled off before the start of the game, and walked to my house to take my bath and left my friends on the football field.

After bathing I was worried as I walked in haste to the pharmacist shop ‘what could be the problem with me?’ I ask repeatedly hitting my head with my hand and the ground with my foot, not quite long a call came in. it’s Jennifer's!! "I answer the call saying hello (with falling intonation) how are you!!

"Hi dear, you sound uncomfortable. Hope all is well?!!!! "Yea all is well, how are you enjoying the day?!!!!!

"I’m not that fine because am missing you already, when are you coming back or should I come and spend 2days with you where do you live!!!! "There is no need for that; I’ll be coming over as soon as successfully have the money to pay my school fees and have money to rent a house for myself, Hopefully, next month!!!!!!! she replies me saying if you say so, I love you. Make sure you call me later in the day!!!!!!

Hmm, I love you too dear, I will call you later… bye for now (trying to end the conversation since am already in front of the pharmacy)!!!!! wishing me back bye my love and be very careful for me I love you very much

I ended the call while in front of the pharmacy shop and walked in to explain my experience with Mr. Vincent Matthew the pharmacist. After my brief explanation of what am experiencing, he advised me to go for a medical scanning checkup in any of the medical laboratories around or better still see a professional doctor in the general hospital before I can know the main problem am encountering, that I could be infected with one of the following STD which include chlamydia, gonorrhea, genital warts, genital herpes and staphylococcus which suit my explanation. He said that their symptoms are the same as what I just gave but are easy to cure. He later added that the sooner your infection is diagnosed, the better are your chances of getting it treated and cured so make sure you go for the test today….

I ran off like super Mario to see if I can get the test done, it seems my enemies are at work again and they won’t succeed, I assured myself. Jeffrey might have an idea of what is wrong with me, I dialed his number to tell him what happened and seek his advice

Jeffrey, there is a problem, a very big one please help me!!!!! "His response is who died? "nobody dies, but it looks like I am the one that is going died I am in problem.......................calm down and tell me a problem, There is a solution to all problem brother just relax!!!!!!!!! " Jeffrey you won't understand I have urinated problem, I can't go to the toilet and urinate very well it is war.

Hahahahahahahaha, That why you say you are dead?!!!!!!!!!! "It's not a laughing matter I need you to be serious for once, please.

Is it because of this small disease you have that is why you are jumping like a frog, so you telling me that you have not had this disease before, who have not gotten this disease then that person is not a man at all!!!!!!!

"Okay, what the solution Jeffrey please help me!!!!!! " Jeffrey reply me saying soak one cup of garri with many glasses of water put salt or sugar oo after you soak them, carry the d**k that you used to have s*x with your girl, and put it inside. It should be the tip of your d**k then drink the water for one week it will disappear after one week, but if you can't do that then I advised you to run a test, then Medicine will be prescribed to you.

I did not know when I shouted Sweet Jesus!!!

" Now is not a matter of Jesus he didn't send you any message please later we will have to talk.

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Jeffrey ended the call as if he was the one who called me; I was so angry and scared. What should I do now, should I follow Jeffrey’s prescription by soaking the garri for my d**k or see a doctor, or better still visit any lab for the medical test?

How I wish there is an escape route to free myself from this mess, nemesis has certainly caught up with me and I have to accept it and find a perfect solution… with a lot of diversion of taught I finally decided to see our family doctor, Dr. Gbogboro Freedom, instead of those so-called professional doctors working in a general hospital, I can’t stand their questions, unlike Dr. Gbogboro who will understand everything I will say and commence treatment without any restriction. I got to his hospital at ugborikoko road and met his absence, I have to wait for him and ignore other doctors’ invitation to see them and tell them what brought me to the hospital… For me not to be idle, I engaged in discussion with one of the patients waiting for Dr. Gbogboro too, according to him he was involved in a fatal accident but with the grace of God he survived sustaining just a fracture of his spinal cord leaving him with a hunch back, I couldn’t tell him my reason for visiting the hospital because I was ashamed and don’t even know how to put it into an explanatory form. During our discussion, Dr. Gbogboro walked in like fragile glassware passing everyone waiting for him in the form of laminar flow. Soon patient troop into his office one after the other until it got to my turn. I walked in and he offers me a seat which I sat down comfortably to enumerate and elucidate the issue that brought me to his office, after my explanation, he cleared his throat and threw the following questions on me which I answered without shame or fright….

"he asked me You have more than one s*x partner am I correct?

"yes sir you’re correct"

" he then asked me a question again You don’t use condoms when having s*x?

"I do use it sometimes, depending on how it started".

" He continues asking do you trade s*x for money or drugs?

"not at all" I reply!!!!!!!

"Well, you have s*x with someone who has had many partners or might have contracted this infection through the toilet or another source, presently I can’t give a prescription until I get the result of a well-taken test. Just wait let me contact the laboratory department…

He called the laboratory department that he is sending someone there by the name of JOHN KENNEDY that they should carry out the following test HIV tests, urine tests, and others, he also said they should prepare the results as fast as they can for him to work on. I greeted him and went to the lab where an average-age girl asked me to fill a form; I filled it and gave it back to her. She brought a syringe and withdrew blood from my upper arm after all attempts searching for a visible vain in my metacarpal region failed, she gave me a universal container to fill with urine and ask me to wait back in the reception until the doctor sends for me, I did as she instructed waiting for the results to be ready….

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I dozed off after much waiting until the lab technician woke me up, telling me to meet the doctor in his office that he is waiting for me, I asked her if the result is ready and she nodded her head in a suspicious manner which makes me perceive a negative outcome. What will I do if tested positive for HIV, this result better gives any other infection and not HIV because with HIV/AIDS being half dead. I knocked their of the doctor’s office twice before opening looking straight into the doctors’ eyes, he laughed after sighted me and advised me to be careful with women that if possible I should avoid unprotected s*x for such not to happen again. He was still looking at the result at the same time writing on a small paper, when he finished, he gave me the test result and the small paper containing the drugs I have to buy. He urges me to get the drugs from the pharmacy department in the hospital and not that of a chemist store out there, I left his office for the pharmacy department and pay for the drugs which were given to me after the p*****t was made. I went back to his office to know if am paying for any other thing!!!!!!!! "But he told me to go home that I was supposed to pay for the test but he has already taken care of that, I greeted him with great appreciation and left the hospital with satisfaction. It’s now confirmed that I will be okay as long as I take the medication as prescribed by the doctor to eliminate the Staphylococcus aureus, I will also help myself by eliminating Favour, get rid of Jennifer in my heart, and erase women in my life to be a free man. I even went further to praise God for the deliverance promising to serve him in truth and spirit, and give an offering of thanks (thanksgiving) the next day been Sunday…. Reaching home I took the right dose of the medication for the day and started meditating on all I did in Auchi, I was trying to figure out who among the two girls I slept with infected me with this so-called ‘staph’ (‘OTA garlic according to Jeffrey). After the forward and backward thinking I couldn’t get to know the person because I slept favor without CD, I undergo two sweet rounds with Jennifer the first I used CD but the second I didn’t use CD because of foolishness I called excitement… ‘Well it has happened’ I said after stressing my brain to recollect the events which didn’t yield the right answer.