Chapter 5 “So, bring me up to date on God.” In the Beginning, God created— Michelle raised her hand to smack the computer terminal and the software stopped. She’d left the shattered throne room and gone home to change for dinner, but it was still far too early to set out for Heaven. No one waiting in her bed, nor had there been for some time. Instead she took a long shower, which didn’t take long enough. It was barely past lunchtime. Now she sat at the terminal in the back bedroom that she’d turned into her home office. It was a decent-sized space that she’d filled with a splendid accumulation of the crap that had washed up on the beach in front of the house. Her home computer terminal sat on an old wooden desk made from planking left on her beach by a shipwreck. Over time, she’d ta