Dan.
I was uncomfortable throughout the whole flight and that’s because the lady beside me wouldn’t let me be because I was handsome and she needed someone like me to f**k her brains out. I had a hard time getting the flight attendant to get her off my body, god all I wanted to do was take her off me at that moment and I couldn’t be more happy when the plane landed.
I picked up my bags and made my way out of the airport, a huge poster with something that looked like the drawing of a man putting on a coat and my name underneath stopped me.
I looked at the poster and then at the motherfucking bastard who drew that and laughed. This was more warming than the welcome I was expecting.
“Yo Dan! Over here.” He shouted like I hadn’t seen him. I rolled my eyes as I made my way towards him.
