I noticed a row of black thigh length boots. And the sticker price showed only ten pounds! “That has to be a mistake, surely. It’s way too cheap for thigh boots,” I said. “It’s no mistake!” Laura said, grabbing my hand to go inside. “This is Primark remember. The quality will be rubbish, but I bet they’ll be fine for the bedroom and for ten quid it’s a steal.” Sure enough, the boots were on special offer, and there were only a few pairs left. Fortunately Laura has quite large feet – UK size 7. They didn’t have any 7’s left, but there were some size 8 boots – and when she tried them over the jeans they seemed to fit perfectly. The boots had a three inch heel and were actually made of some kind of stretch plastic rather than leather. They matched her jeans perfectly. “Gosh I’m tempted to