ALEC
I just got f*****g schooled. She played me like a damn fiddle. For someone who doesn’t like sports or even play any sports for that matter, Amber f*****g Lopez sure knows how to bowl. She may as well be some professional with her own special ball. Hell, she probably has one hidden underneath her bed!
The first ball she threw down the lane hit nine pins, leaving one standing in the left corner. Yes, I watched that ass in those tight jeans as she waltzed up the lane. Am I ashamed of that? Hell-freaking-no.
Then when she hit that last pin standing, she celebrated by jumping up and down with her arms in the air. All I could focus on was the bouncing happening on her chest. I’m a male, shoot me.
Anyway, she then proceed to royally kick my ass. Figuratively but it may as well have been
