Liam“First we’ll pitch the structural changes and then we’ll pull out our dildos and use them on each other’s butts. Sound good, buddy?”
“Hmm?” I raise my head at Jamie’s voice, his words not quite registering.
He scoffs, annoyed with me. “What the hell is with you today? You have the attention span of a gnat and you obviously haven’t been listening to a word I’ve said.” His brows are creased, and his concerned gaze is locked on mine.
“I was listening,” I lie.
We’ve been meeting in my office for the past twenty minutes, discussing a new building project, I think. s**t, actually I’m not sure. I think we may have finished that discussion a few minutes ago. I have no idea what topic we’re on now.
He grins. “So you heard the part where I offered to peg you with a pink dildo?”
I break int
