In Love with Zeus’s Son It’s a beautiful day in Greek paradise, but then it always is. Eros is lounging by the pool in his home, sunning himself, when his Cupid phone goes off. It’s a glass ball on a plinth that glows and hums when someone is summoning him. Reluctantly he gets up from where he is lying and he goes over to his orb. He places his hand on the orb, and is surprised to see who is calling for him. Sotirios Ioannidis, one of the many, many illegitimate children of Zeus—gods know that man can’t keep it in his pants. You’d think an all-powerful god would grasp the concept of condoms, if not fidelity, but it’s 2014 and children are still popping up. Sotirios is one of Zeus half-human children; he lives on earth, and is a friend, which is why it is strange for Sotirios to be summo