Next-Door Love Affair

Nobody knows how much Lev is willing to pay just to have his peace back. The thing is, he also knows to himself that the peace and quiet that he wanted have become something priceless the moment his new neighbor moved in. Loud music on speaker, shouting on the phone-name it. It seems like that his new neighbor knows everything except for silence. And what could be the worst thing that can come from next door? s*x! Loud moans and all the other s****l sounds! Bed creaking, loud begging, ragged voices and heavy breathing, moans and moans and moans! One thing's left for sure... this has to end! --------- [From Room 412] TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN ANYONE FROM INSIDE ROOM 411 Hello, good day! This is your neighbor from Room 412 and I'll just cut to the chase. Since you just got here, please know that you don't own this floor and the noises inside your room is beyond loud and it's disrupting other's lives. Please be respectful enough and refrain yourself from flaunting your s*x life. Hoping for your consideration! * * * * * * * * * * [From Room 411] ANYONE FROM ROOM 412 You must do your fact-check, miss. I do own the whole floor and you must that one stubborn gal who refuses to change floors. I'm sorry if my s*x life bothers you, wanna join me instead? LOL ---------- [From Room 412] AH, YOU'RE THAT BASTARD I was wondering who could have been rude enough to have everyone out of their rooms just because that bastard wanted the whole floor to himself Sorry, I'm not into loud s*x. But thank you for the offer. Please, keep it down. * * * * * * * * * * [From Room 411] AH, YES, I'M THAT BASTARD Why can't you just move out then? Seriously, we're the only ones remaining on this floor and I basically own it. How much do you want? Name it and I'll give it to you in exchange for your room. Sex is always up for the offer, I know you'll regret rejecting it so I'll keep it open :) --------- [From Room 412] KEEP IT DOWN I own my space and it's whether you decide to leave this floor or not, no one's leaving then. But I'm talking to you in the most civil way I can, minimize your noise. Stop making our lives hard. * * * * * * * * * * [From Room 411] SORRY, WHAT? I can't hear you over the loud s*x and music, what is it again you're saying????? -------- [from Room 412] YOU ARE ONE RUDE BASTARD Why can't you just cooperate so we both live a comfortable life? If you can't volume down your noise pollution then don't wait for me to do what you're doing till your ear drums explode. Don't tempt me. I AM TRYING TO WORK AND MAKE A LIVING AND THAT DAMN NOISE OF YOURS IS REALLY GETTING IN MY WAY. * * * * * * * * * * [From Room 412] I'M DONE You know what, let's just talk this out like real adults because I'm done with these notes. Since you're rude enough, let's see how rude you really are in person. Or perhaps your too chicken to show yourself up? * * * * * * * * * * [From Room 411] Okay I'll meet you up at the café across the street. Ask a waitress for someone called G.