Dis I decided to take a day trip to the surface a little while ago. I wanted to see first hand what evil the humans had to offer me, as they never seem to disappoint with dark souls. My human form blended in well. I had to chuckle at all of the longing looks I received from all genders. I had long black hair that I kept slicked back in a tight bun. I really need to cut it off now that the arrogant human men have decided it's a good look. I was really hoping they'd move onto the next fad by now. My eyes were dark, almost black. Plus, I had a well defined jaw line along with being built well. I may be a touch arrogant, but I really don't give a sh.it. I saw a lot of prospects for my next assistant. I just needed to sort through them all once they passed. As I was walking through my burni