*Logan* Jessica follows me into the Jack and Jill bathroom and leans against the sink while I start popping the tiles off. I work carefully, trying to preserve as many as I can but they have been glued on in such a bad way that most of the tiles break off in pieces. I try to focus on the tiles while Jessica talks to me. “Wow, the bathroom looks so good," Jessica says with forced admiration. “This is the old bathroom, hence why I'm here taking it apart," I tell her. “Ah, right. Of course," Jessica says, trying to recover. “So, what are your plans for the bathroom? I'm sure you've created a beautiful design. I've seen many of your other bathroom designs and they are all amazing." “Ah, so you're telling me you've spent a lot of time in the bathrooms?" I say, trying not to laugh. I know t