“So, what do you think? It’s too big, right?”
Hayes slides a new kind of s*x toy across the desk in my direction. We’re all gathered in the stockroom, huddled around the toy like a bunch of little kids looking at a bug. I take the device in my hand, raising my eyebrows at the heft of it.
Wolfie crosses his arms over his chest. “It might be too much for our usual crowd.”
We’re demoing the product for the week, deciding if we want to bring it on for good. It’s a new brand for us, one we’ve never carried, and the product has some serious action-packed features.
“This conversation is interesting and all,” Caleb says with a waggle of his eyebrows. “But we all know what needs to happen. One of us takes it home, gives it a go, and then reports back his findings.”
“Well, it won’t be me,” I sa
