Tropical Pineapple Margarita Part one
♤ June 1, Saturday ♤
After making out by the porch and giving the ole devil a little wave, daddy and I could not keep our hands off each other, we kissed, (and I mean kissed, I devoured that man's lips, I'm surprised he doesn't look like those lip filler chicks on that reality show, you know which one) every opportunity we got, we just cannot get enough of each other, I'm living me dream-
LIE!
Of course nothing like that has happened, this is real life, not fantasy land.
Thought life would stop bitchin? Hold that thought for the next century.
I've been a miserable b***h the entire week, moody, snappy, bitter, I almost swallowed Amber whole yesterday after she ate my sandwich because the stupid t**t thinks sandwiches make themselves and place
