Chapter 5: Revenge, Mohawks and Hardcore Gameplay
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A Few Days Later, Honnouji Academy, Classroom 2-K
Ryuko Matoi knew she was afraid of very few things. She had toughened out from her time living at a boarding school as a teenage delinquent. Her personality sharpened even more with the death of her father. So she was sure that not a lot of things in the world could frighten her. Weird her out, totally, but not frighten.
However, she suddenly felt the urge to run as fast as she could. The reason?
(Y/N) (L/N) was sitting there with a cute little smile. This alone would scare no one, what frightened her in fact was the aura that he emitted. It was an aura that screamed 'I'll kill you with rusty knives and lemon juice, send you to hell, revive you and kill you again in the most painful ways ever known to man'.
She looked around and saw that no one even paid atention to (Y/N), which had to be impossible, since that deadly aura was definitely noticeable. She felt Senketsu wriggling too, so she talked to him. Or whispered, since she didn't want to be seen as a lunatic.
Ryuko: *whisper* Senketsu, do you feel it? (Y/N)'s smiling but he feels like he's 'bout to go on a murder spree.
Senketsu: Yeah, I feel it, but it's strange.
Ryuko: *whisper* Why is that?
Senketsu: I can't explain, but I feel like the very threads I was made of are telling me to get away from (Y/N) ASAP.
Ryuko: *whisper* Yeah, no kidding. But it looks like no one but us is feelin' like this, something's weird.
She then saw Mako being carried off by the members of the biology club. She forgot about (Y/N) and went to chase them all the way to their lab.
Ryuko: Mako! Damnit, get back here, you bastards!
She didn't notice that at the same time she took her eyes off of (Y/N), he had disappeared from his seat.
(Scene Break)
(Y/N) was angry. Scratch that, he was absolutely livid.
In the past few days, he had tried everything to sneak to the top of Honnouji tower to confront the Student Council President and the Head of the disciplinary Comittee. He tried to take a more subtle approach, but none worked. Every time, an alarm would trigger and a security system made him retreat every time he tried. But now, his patience was at a limit and he decided to try another strategy.
He would make his way with sheer brute force and killing everything in his way. His little smile grew a tad more sinister once he stared once more at the tower. He took a deep breath, and cracked his knuckles.
(Scene Break)
A Few Minutes Later, Honnouji Student Council Room
WARNING, INTRUDER ALERT, DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
Satsuki: It seems another fool has decided to infiltrate the tower.
A blue haired young man in a High-Tech Three-Star Goku Uniform answered her.
Inumuta: Do not worry, Lady Satsuki, this intruder will be quickly disposed by the defense systems.
HEAD OF INFORMATION AND STRATEGY COMITTEE, HOUKA INUMUTA
A petite pink-haired girl with a musical themed uniform sighed.
???: Jeez, these lasts few days are filled with nothing but failed infiltrations. Is it those naked apes again?
HEAD OF NON-ATHLETIC COMITTEE, NONON JAKUZURE
A familiar green haired young man with a kendo themed uniform smirked.
Sanageyama: You gotta hand it to them though, they just don't know when to give up.
HEAD OF ATHLETIC COMITTE, UZU SANAGEYAMA
Gamagori: That fool of a spy will be eventually crushed by Honnouji's iron defense!
(SOON TO BE FORMER) HEAD OF DISCIPLINARY COMITTEE, IRA GAMAGORI
The Elite Four were very confident about the disposal of the mysterious intruder. Suddenly, Satsuki felt her Kamui wriggling. She looked down and saw that Junketsu's eye was wide open and staring at the main door in an almost panicked manner.
Satsuki: What's this? Junketsu seems almost...afraid. As if something very dangerous will come thorugh the door. This has to do with the intruder, and I have an hypotheses on who it is...
WARNING, CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE, REPEAT, CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE
Elite Four: What?
Satsuki: Everyone, be ready of what's coming through that door.
They soon heard that something, or someone, was striking the main door repeatedly.
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Pause.
???: ARRIVEDERCI, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
BOOOM
The main door was blown of it's hinges. Everyone suddenly felt their uniform slightly wriggling as the dust began to settle. When it was completely gone, there stood (Y/N) (L/N) with an angry snarl in his face. Aware of the apparent effect his rage had on the uniforms, Satsuki decided to asses the situation calmly.
Satsuki: (Y/N), what brings you here?
(Y/N): Don't 'what brings you here?' me, you exhibisonist Rock Lee reject!
Gamagori: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO LADY SATSUKI LIKE THAT?!
(Y/N): f**k YOU, YOU ASS KISSING b**m PORN STAR WANNABE, I'LL KILL YOU AND THEN THAT SMUG b***h UP THERE!
Satsuki: And why do you want to specifically kill me and Gamagori? Why not the five of us?
(Y/N): My business is with you two, the rest can go f**k themselves for all I care!
Jakuzure: You got a pretty big mouth, No-Star.
(Y/N): Huh? Who the hell is this pink little b***h? Go out to play with your toys somewhere else, kid, and get out of my face, you're an eyesore!
Jakuzure: Kid? Eyesore? Why you-
Satsuki: Enough! Now (Y/N), what is your apparent grudge with Gamagori and myself?
(Y/N): When that 'No Late Day' s**t happened, my apartment got blown up cuz some assholes got the bright idea to shoot a bus with rocket launchers. That Red-eyed b***h with glasses organized the traps, the f*****g frog bastard was the supervisor, and you authorized all of this. I'm holding the three of you responsible and I'm getting revenge, damn it! You mess with a man's house, you mess with the man!
Satsuki: So you are saying that because an apartment that you stole, because of some lowly clothes, because of a video game console that you can purchase at anytime, you will kill me?
(Y/N): I know about all that stuff! It's beacuse of another thing!
Satsuki: Pray tell, what is it?
(Y/N): It's...My hours of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate King K.Rool For Glory gameplay!
Student Council: ...what?
(Y/N): You fuckin' heard me, I spent 127 hours of hardcore For Glory gameplay, and it's all gone! Do you realize how much s**t I had to go through because of that?! Gimme my 127 hours back god fuckin' dammit!
Elite Four: That's...so...
Satsuki: Idiotic.
(Y/N): The f**k you say?!
Inumuta: You'll kill the heiress of the Kiryuin family because of some stupid video game?!
(Y/N): Damn right I will, you lanky blue d**k shaped haired cunt! Try and stop me at your own ri-
Satsuki: Inumuta.
Inumuta: Ma'am!
Satsuki: *sigh* Recover (Y/N)'s game data from the main database.
(Y/N): What the hell? He can do that?
Satsuki: Yes, he can. As amusing fighting you may be, I am currently concerned with more important matters than someone wanting to kill me for such a foolish reason.
(Y/N)'s intense rage was rapidly fading away as he calmed down. The Elite Four's uniforms and Junketsu stopped wriggling. Inumuta wordlessly handed (Y/N) a chip with all of his Smash Bros. data. He held the item as if it was the Holy Grail.
(Y/N): Finally, my precious! Wait, what about the Red-Eyed b***h?
Gamagori: She was expelled by me.
Satsuki: Now that you have your data back, remove your presence from the main tower at once!
(Y/N): You mean the remains of the main tower, I destroyed literally everything on my way up. Even the things I didn't need to destroy. Oi, It's a real mess down there.
Satsuki was quickly losing her patience and her frown was about to turn into a snarl, but she regained her composure.
Satsuki: (Y/N). Leave. Now.
(Y/N): Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Ms. Hardass. Welp, might as well see what Gear Eyes is up to. Au revoir, you elite motherfuckers!
He disappeared in a burst of speed, leaving only five teenagers in the nearly destroyed Student Council room. Satsuki began to ponder.
Satsuki: (Y/N)'s rage affects clothing with Life Fibers infused on them, it makes them want to stay away from him. Every time one question is answered about him, ten more are made. You continue to fascinate me each and every time we meet, (Y/N) (L/N).
Sanageyama, who hadn't spoken throughout the whole ordeal, summarized the recetn events in one phrase.
Sanageyama: That guy's an i***t.
(Scene Break)
(Y/N) got out of the academy and soon spotted Mako and Ryuko making thair way home. He noticed that Ryuko had a downcast look while Mako looked very energetic.
(Y/N): Oi, you girls, what's up?
Mako: Hi (Y/N)!!!
(Y/N): Geez Gear eyes, I might as well call you Ryuko Uchiha with all that brooding you're doin'. Mako, why do you look like you're in a sugar rush?
Mako: I dunno, I was eating lunch with Ryuko and suddenly I felt super energized!
Ryuko: ...
(Y/N): Oi, Gear Eyes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Ms. Fanservice, Scissor Bitch... RYUKO!!
Ryuko: W-What?!
(Y/N): What the hell's with you today, ya got your fine ass kicked?
Ryuko: ...Yeah.
(Y/N): Wait, what? Who was it?
Ryuko: Long story...
(Y/N) saw that Ryuko didn't want to talk about it, so he stopped talking about the subject.
(Y/N): *sigh*Curse my cheap manga main protagonist hero complex! Well, if ya want to talk about it, I'm free anytime.
Ryuko was taken by surprise by this and grew a bit touched.
Ryuko: Thanks, (Y/N), I appreciate it.
(Y/N): Heh, don't get used to it, Sugar t**s.
Ryuko: *smirks* You can be a real d**k sometimes, y'know?
(Y/N): The better to f**k you with, babe. See ya two tomorrow.
Mako: 'Kay, bye (Y/N)!
Ryuko: *blush* I'm gonna kill you one of these days.
(Y/N): At least I cheered her up, that's a win in my book. Now then, time to get another apartment!
(Scene Break)
Next Day, Honnouji Courtyard, Early Morning
(Y/N) entered the main courtyard wearing his headphones and singing.
(Y/N): SONO CHI NO SADAME! JOOOOOJOOOO- Huh? Matoi?
He saw Ryuko standing in the middle of the courtyard with her scissor blade stabbed on the ground, as if waiting to challenge someone. He approached her and saw she was slightly shaking.
(Y/N): Yo Gear Eyes, what's up? Ya waiting for something?
Ryuko: Hey (Y/N), yeah I'm...waiting for someone?
(Y/N): I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you want to fight him.
Ryuko: Right on the money.
(Y/N): Uhh chica, you're shaking.
Ryuko: *mutter* First Senketsu and now him. I'm fine (Y/N), just go!
(Y/N): Sheesh woman, what crawled up your ass and died, cuz you're extra bitchy today.
Ryuko: Don't you star- s**t, he's here!
(Y/N) heard a sound of something flying at high speed towards them. His mind triggered his Slow Motion state, and turned to see four rockets closing in on them.
(Y/N): ...Rockets, huh? Gettin' PTSD from that... Anyway, this is her s**t to settle, but might as well lend a hand.
He proceeded to snatch Ryuko's blade, cut the rockets in half, return the blade and pull Senketsu's trigger. All of this happened in an instant, so Ryuko was surprised when she found herself in her transformed state.
She looked at (Y/N) who was heading towards the main building, shook her head and turned to her mysterious opponent, only to see a hail of needles heading her way.
Ryuko: Damn it, let's do this you Mohawk Bastard!
(Scene Break)
Honnouji Academy, Hallways, Later that day
(Y/N) had met up with Mako, who said that she had to stay in the school because apparently all the No-Star Students had to work in the occasional school clean up.
(Y/N): A buncha bullshit if ya ask me. Gotta go the bathroom, nature's callin'. Wonder how Matoi's holding out on her fight?
(Y/N) entered the bathroom, making a note to himself to ask Satsuki what was her deal with spikes, and entered one of the stalls to make his business. After some minutes, he had just finished and was about to get out when suddenly...
CRASH
(Y/N): The f**k is happenin'? Better stay hidden, cuz y'know, eavesdropping and shit...
He then heard two voices. One was familiar, the other wasn't
???: I can't bealive how many rounds that took. That's a Kamui for you.
(Y/N): Is he talkin' bout guns or s*x on this? More importantly, whozzat?
Ryuko: Bastard!
???: Now take off your clothes!
(Y/N): Woah, rape alarm triggered!
Ryuko: You think that I'm gonna do waht some pervert tells me?
SMACK
???: Let me tell you two pieces of information.
(Y/N): Goin' to go Gurren Lagann on this, huh?
???: One: There was once a woman. She believed people and clothes were not enemies. She was a fool. And beacuse of her foolishness, she was betrayed by clothing. Two: The path you are heading down ends in the same place as hers. Now take of your clothes!
Then there was a pause, then the sound of a gun firing.
???: Do you understand now? This thing just tried to escape by itself! Life Fibers are parasites!
Ryuko: No, you're wrong. Senketsu was trying to protect me!
(Y/N): Welp, time's up, let's rock this joint.
He kicked the door very hard, which blew if off it's hinges and rammed straight into the unknown man, sending him flying at the wall. Ryuko was surprised at this and grew shocked when she saw (Y/N) step out of the bathroom stall.
(Y/N): You look like s**t, Gear Eyes, what the hell happened to ya?
Ryuko: (Y/N)...
(Y/N): No, I'm the f*****g Juggernaut, b***h. Now where is that shitty rapist tragic edgelord wannabe?
Ryuko looked towards the door that (Y/N) kicked, which was then thrown by the unknown man. It was a man garbed in military clothing with a strange gun that looked like a sewing machine. (Y/N) studied him and addressed him in his default manner.
(Y/N): Who's this bootleg Mad Max reject?
TSUMUGU KINAGASE
(Y/N): Got it, thanks weird letters!
Tsumugu: *points his gun at (Y/N)* Who are you and why are you here?
(Y/N): Well dipshit, I was just takin' a leak without a care in the world and suddenly this cheap-ass rape scene happens, so I decided to intervene.
Tsumugu: I'm not a rapist.
(Y/N): Spoken like a true rapist, shitbag. Now then...
He saw Senketsu pinned down with needles on the floor, so he yanked it out and held it in front of Tsumugu.
(Y/N): You say that this little sailor uniform/kinky-as-f**k roleplay outfit was tryin' to escape? I'm sorry, but Gear Eyes over there has grown pretty fuckin' attached to it, and I'm willin' to bet that since it has a mind of it's own, it's also viceversa. I think that it was tryin' to defend her while she escaped. Of course, I could be wrong, but it just feels like it.
He then handed Senketsu to Ryuko.
(Y/N): As crazy as I think you are, I think you pretty much consider this whatchamacallit a friend. So ya should be takin' more care of your friends from now on.
Ryuko widened her eyes, then they were shadowed by her hair as she took Senketsu and clung onto him. Before passing out, she spoke softly.
Ryuko: Thank you, (Y/N)...
Tsumugu: Enough of this. Hand over the Kamui.
(Y/N): How the f**k did I forget he was there? Well then, you Viral copycat, as much as I wanna mind my own business, I can't, cuz I'm the main character and it's time to do hero-like s**t! So if ya want it, you're goin' to have to go through me. Fair warning: You won't make it if you try.
Tsumugu prepared for a fight when suddenly Senketsu spoke.
Senketsu: Don't you dare lay a finger on Ryuko. If you do, I'll make you pay.
Tsumugu: Did it...talk just now? The uniform talked? These two... care for each other?
(Y/N): Who the hell was that?
Suddenly, the sound of drums came from behind Tsumugu. They looked at the entrance and saw none other than Nonon Jakuzure along with her band.
Nonon: That battle was magnificent. However, I've grown bored of the melody you play. Hand over the girl.
(Y/N): Oh come on you pink b***h! This was about to become a battle between men!
Tsumugu: And hand over the Kamui to the likes of you?
Nonon: You're an asshole, transfer student. And yes, also turn yourself in.
(Y/N): Killer comeback, b***h.
Before anything could happen, Tsumugu threw a smoke bomb and a grenade, making the whole bathroom explode. He then escaped with Ryuko, followed closely by (Y/N).
Sometime After
(Y/N): Yo Mohawk, I hope you ain't plannin' to take her to a s*x dungeon. Cuz I'll kill ya if ya do.
Tsumugu: Don't worry, I'm taking her to a safe place, I got to think over some things.
(Y/N): Hmmm....alright, I'll trust you on this one, cuz ya don't seem like a bad guy. But if I don't meet with her tomorrow morning...
DEATH
Tsumugu felt the urge to run and never look back.
Tsumugu: S-She'll be unharmed, I promise.
(Y/N): Good, I'm leavin'. I wanna say goodbye, but I fell like this won't be the last time we see each other, cuz y'know, plot, so see ya later.
Tsumugu: Wait, you didn't answer my question early, who are you?
(Y/N): (Y/N) (L/N), remember it, jackass.
(Y/N) gave a two fingered salute and then left.
Tsumugu: (Y/N) (L/N). Why does that name sound so familiar?
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