Pyrrhic Victory. “You need to take us back, right now!” Trevor screamed at Crystal as she stepped from her portal. “What’s wrong?” A blank look washed over Crystal’s face at Trevor’s outburst. “What’s wrong? What is wrong? I should ask you that question! Five years ago, you recognized when a mouse farted in the desert, now you don’t know shite! Smith thought Barney carried a bomb! Now take me back where that portal came from!” Crystal paused, but Trevor found himself in no mood for talk. He had the worst feeling, he knew his brother had done the unspeakable, and the worst thing possible happened. Crystal opened her golden portal, and Trevor leaped through before it grew to full size. He found the other side pure chaos. He popped out of the portal to a scene of destruction. Barney and