Urgh!!, f**k my life. No Rebecca and no Jack Daniels, can this night get any f*****g worse?. "BABY!!" I hear a high-pitched squeal causing me to groan and facepalm. Moon goddess, that wasn't a f*****g invitation for crying out loud. I rub my forehead in frustration when I see Shelby coming my way looking like some two-bit hooker ready for a night of walking the streets for some spare change. She's wearing a mini dress which looks like it's a couple of dress sizes too small for her, in fact, if it wasn't so slutty with her ass and boobs almost bursting out of it then I would assume she was wearing a little girl's dress. Jesus Christ, what the f**k did I ever see in this girl?. I'm not gonna lie and say that I've never felt anything for her or that there wasn't a time when she didn't