“No more reading, writing, watching sports or sitting in the sun. No more surfing the web, chat rooms, idling away the days listening to music, and definitely no more pornography collecting. No more wasting hours in front of the monitor watching videos of men being bound, beaten and butt f****d. Who needs that kind of tame, vicarious titillation, when you’re always going to be heavily immersed in the real thing? And who needs to compile an exhaustive collection of scans of Playboy models when you’ve already got the most beautiful Goddess in the universe right with you all the while?” Stunned I goggle at her, but my most beautiful Goddess ignores this, blithely continuing. “Dressing and undressing you every damn day, constantly transferring you from the bed to bath to the wheelchair and b