Reflections
I absolutely love my new apartment!
It’s half of a fully furnished duplex rented to me by the pair of amazingly hot college girls who own the other half. A reasonably successful writer, I’ve been here just a month. Yet already these adolescent chicks giggle, and clutch and whisper to each other whenever they spot me. If they weren’t so obviously lesbians wholly dedicated to each other, I might even wonder if they wanted me…
Anyway, having such, shall we say interesting, landladies is just the beginning. The ‘one bedroom’ this place offers is totally awesome, perfect for s*x – if I could ever get any, that is. Sorry, but I’ve been short and slender and sexually desperate all my life. Even now I’m a thirty-one year-old virgin.
Okay, I’ll allow you the obligatory five minutes
