SEAN
It was clear that I still had lots, lots of alcohol in my bloostream, because what my mother had just said made no f*****g sense.
And since she was the most rational person I knew, it was obvious that I was having a textbook hallucination.
I knew I shouldn't have tried the Booza-Looza. I'm an i***t.
"I think I need another coffee," I sighed, pouring myself a huge cup of coffee and gulping it down. "Now, can you repeat what you said, so I can understand if I'm still drunk or not?"
She pursed her lips, nervous. “You're not drunk, Sean. The king offered his daughter in marriage, to solidify the alliance”.
I wasn't drunk.
This guy's not normal, was my first thought. Ok, you want an alliance, but… sell your daughter? That's nuts. He doesn't even know who I am and wants me to marr
