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"So I told him I couldn't help if one boob was bigger than the other. Did he think I asked for that when I was 12?" She sighed picking at her nails. "Boys are so stupid. I didn't make fun of one his balls hanging lower than the other."
"Ma'am-"
"Like who does he think he is? I was willing to give him p***y- I still did- but I thought about saying no. Just saying no and leaving."
"..."
"Asshole."
"Ma'am?"
"For f***s sake dude. I'm trying to talk about my feelings and all you do is keep interrupting me. All you boys are assholes."
"Are you ready to order?"
She took a deep breath in and nodded even if he couldn't see her. "I'll have the 4 for 4. None of that burger s**t, I want the chicken sandwich."
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"Ma'am-"
"Hey! Is this chicken guy?"
"Um.."
"I ordered a 4 for 4 yesterday? Remember me? Uneven boob girl?"
"Yes I do but this isn't the line to order. You have to come to Wendy's."
"You took my order yesterday."
"Well yes but-"
"Do you like me?"
He was silent on the other line for passing seconds. "Ma'am, this is the line to ask about our products and complaints."
"Why can't I order a f*****g meal here?"
"Because we don't have that option currently. I will be sure to bring it up with my manager."
"No no, let me. You go get your f*****g manger. What's his name? Joe? Joe?! Where are you?!"
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"Like I was saying the other day, you know uneven balls guy?"
"Most guys are like that but yes."
"No kidding?" She gasped in interest. "Are yours?"
"What about uneven balls guy?"
"Oh! He texted me yesterday 'you up?' at 1 f*****g am. After he so generously woke me up I texted back yes and you know what he did?"
"What did-"
"He called me! Called me! The fucker only wanted phone s*x. But no no no, I don't do that." He found that hard to believe. "I've got see them do that so I FaceTimed him instead and he rejected my call."
"You're more of a visual girl eh?"
"Oh my gosh, Chicken dude, that's not my problem. By then I was up and ready to o****m but nooo."
"..."
"Asshole."
"You know-" He started clearing his throat, "Wendy's is open till 1am on the weekends."
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"You want to have phone s*x with me, Chicken?"
"..."
"On a Sunday?"
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