JOHN'S POV Incessant knocking woke me up at God knows when in the morning. I rubbed my eyes with my fist and noticed that it was still pitch black out. Oh, f*ck, it must have been super early. I looked over with a wince and noticed that my laptop was still on with a proposal up on the screen. I groaned and rolled over, throwing the pillow over my face. It was way too early for this bullsh*t. A sharp trill that was beyond f*cking obnoxious came through the door and made me jump and fall out of the bed and onto the floor. The sound was completely alien to me. I had never heard anything like it, but it sounded sort of like an obscure train. I groaned as I caught my weight with my hands. “What the f*ck was that?" The door cracked open to reveal Abigail holding some wooden piece of sh*t tha