CUPID A LA CARTE"The dispositions of woman," said Jeff Peters, after various
opinions on the subject had been advanced, "run, regular, to
diversions. What a woman wants is what you're out of. She wants
more of a thing when it's scarce. She likes to have souvenirs of
things that never happened. She likes to be reminded of things she
never heard of. A one-sided view of objects is disjointing to the
female composition.
"'Tis a misfortune of mine, begotten by nature and travel,"
continued Jeff, looking thoughtfully between his elevated feet at
the grocery stove, "to look deeper into some subjects than most
people do. I've breathed gasoline smoke talking to street crowds in
nearly every town in the United States. I've held 'em spellbound
with music, oratory, sleight of hand, and pre
