Adonis I pulled the door open to see who was the rude, impatient f**k that was hell-bent on destroying the f*****g doorbell. But as I rested my eyes on the person standing on the front porch, all the light in my eyes went off immediately. What the f**k is this b***h doing here? Her striking blue eyes widened in feigned surprise as her blood-red lips stretched in a modulated laugh. “You?” She crossed her skinny arms draped in the flashiest finery as her gaze looked me up and down like I was some f*****g piece of lab rat for experimental study. “Ace?” She arched her fake, drawn-on eyebrows in that condescending manner that I absolutely and utterly loathed. Seeing this f*****g old hag again sent all the meager goodness in my life to f*****g limbo to be replaced by darkness. Utterly blind