Click. The onscreen caption read The Waltons—John and Olivia celebrate their wedding anniversary. “Too domestic.” Click. The Nanny—Fran and Maxwell get married. “No thanks.” Click. Four Weddings and a Funeral “Oh, for f**k’s sake!” I hit the off button in disgust. Was the world trying to tell me something?” Damien shifted position on my stomach and let out a contented purr. He was evidently comfortable; however, I increasingly was not because I needed to pee. Soon my squirming had Damien meow his displeasure, and he leapt off the bed. I did the same and made a beeline for the bathroom. * * * * Saturday became increasingly colder, wetter, and windier. Did I really want to go out clubbing or was I chickening out because of my recent experiences? I bummed around the flat, driving myse