“You will stay dressed and restrained exactly as you are all day if you ever expect to regain my good graces. And you may be a pig but I am definitely not! I’m not covering for you at work so you can lie around all day, you fat old sow! You will clean this apartment from top to bottom and end to end while I am gone, starting with your pissy little sty. And from now on you will keep my home that way at all times like a proper slave.
“I will expect my dinner hot on the table at exactly eight-fifteen. And if this place isn’t absolutely spotless by then you’ll get nothing yourself after serving me, you understand? I’m not fattening you up for the market. And it definitely wouldn’t hurt you to lose a few pounds. You’ve got a doughy belly on you, you pig. I’ve always thought so.
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