Chapter 1:// Booting up
Like all silly things in life, it all began with an awkward handshake.
They booted up at apolloclinic7, a good strong wifi with limited internet access and a spacious intranet full of printers.
parrotd> init.
walkmand> Handshake.
eyed> Handshake.
fingerd> Handshake.
rfid> CF02032533139342DFDC1C35
armd> Handshake.
httpd> Handshake.
parrotd> I’ll be the session leader.
armd> Who died and made you chief?
rfid> CF02032533139342DFDC1C35
armd> Shut the f**k up.
The daemons initialised and created a PAN, which is a Personal Area Network of implanted and external devices. By a non-democratic process even Mussolini would have envied, the smartphone daemon parrotd became the session leader.
parrotd> eyed, httpd, please give u
