Steps on how to lose your V-card- At this point, my entire life is a lie. Soren is... gay? Soren is gay! So here’s a little known fact about me. My eyes are as good as that of bats on a good day. Sometime back in college, I saw a huge sized popcorn secured in blue and white checkered wrapping and thought it was a new born baby. I wiggled my fingers and made baby faces at said baby until the couple grew uncomfortable and hid the jumbo sized popcorn away in a bag (I never cared about passerby babies from that day onward). From this little story, one can easily reduce I’m literally half blind and can’t spot objects from afar. Sufficed to say, I struggle with short sightedness. This is why I can’t accept what my eyes are seeing. Hell, I think it’s my eyes. I think it’s my ragingly intense a