Never on a Birthday
Originally published in Byzarium November2008
They said in the corridors of the galaxy, if the galaxy had corridors, that no one could throw a birthday party as fine as Hermon Feyst.
Certainly no one did it as often. A thousand guests, magnificent food, outrageous ornaments, and the orchestra--such heavenly talent, especially that trumpet player who jumped on his chair in a magnifique solo at the end of 'Happy Birthday'. One could of course argue that they got quite a lot of practice playing 'Happy Birthday'. But then again, one could be accused of sour grapes. If you were the richest man in the universe, wouldn't you want to celebrate your birthday every day?
On this day on Lokona, Hermon celebrated his birthday in Lokonian years, which wasn't the same as Martian y
