101 Ways to Get Stuffed

10:30am

Dear Diary,

It’s Gob-Job day. Literally I don’t know what happened to all the days between when I was chatting up Jack and now. Half of me is super excited, half of me is desperate to back out. I didn’t give Jack any of my contact details, likely I would never see him again if I just did a no-show but, Diary, this is a new Nell, a bold Nell, a Nell that got f****d against a bathroom wall and like it. Bring it on I say!

The fur coat was heavy but at least it had aired out well and lost that musty scent. Now don’t panic, it’s an old coat. I’m not financing the fur industry or anything like that. It was borrowed from the wardrobe department at work.

I felt like such a badass as I stepped out of my car and headed towards the building where Jack worked.

My heels were high - sexy black stilettos as tall as I could manage.

The coat came down to my knees, the fur tickling as I walked.

The silk lining on the inside was smooth against my skin.

That’s right - I wasn’t wearing a lot under this coat. ‘Naked in Mink’ the movie trope. There were plenty of porn videos for it too. I’d watched a few to prepare. More than a few. Damn it was hot, my poor vibe had needed a recharge and gawd had I been tempted to call Carlos in to scratch that itch.

The silky green balcony bra I had on, along with the high hip matching panties made me feel like a Goddess.

Jack’s building was very… ‘officey’. Plain, boring, clean. I took the elevator to the correct floor. It was 10.22 am. The doors pinged open, facing the receptionist's desk. A desk that was devoid of any personale.

A snap decision had me heading straight to the door with Jack’s name on it; a fancy gold name plate. I knocked.

“Come in.” Jack called in an occupied sounding voice. Excitement had me breathing heavy and creaming my panties before I was even touching the door handle.

Jack’s office was much the same as the rest of the building and Jack kinda matched. He looked up from his desk and took off his glasses, exchanging them with another pair.

“Oh, Miss, er, Nell? It was Nell right?” His eyes drifted down, drinking in the coat, my bare legs, the please f**k me heels. The way he took a breath you would have thought he was trying to consume all the air in the room.

“Indeed, Mr. Roth, I believe we have a 10.30 appointment. I’m sorry I’m a little early but you see,” dramatically I put the back of my hand to my forehead, “I just had to let you know that I can’t pay.”

“Well, the fee comes out of the pay out if you win the insurance claim…” Mr. Roth said not playing along.

“Jack…” I complained, “You’re meant to, you know.” I waved my arms at him, trying to prompt the correct response before resuming my distressed damsel pose.

“Oh, oh.” He clocked the scenario. “Well Miss, there isn’t much I can do if you’re unable to pay.” I pulled up the coat, inch by inch, revealing my naked thigh.

“But Sir, I was so badly injured, I’ll never work again, however will I take care of my family without your help!?” I cried.

“Perhaps we could work something out, I couldn’t in good conscience leave a beautiful woman, such as yourself, destitute.” He did well considering how much he was drooling looking at my thigh.

“Anything good sir, anything. Just name your price!” I upped the drama, having a blast.

“Why don’t you take off that coat and come over here. There is something under my desk I’d like you to help me with…” His tongue was rolling over his lips, he looked at me like I was his last meal, a morsel so tasty he would have nowhere to go bar his grave once he had had a taste.

“This coat?” I tugged at the collar, playing dumb.

“Yes, the very one.”

“But Sir, I’ll get cold.” I stepped towards him, in a long, slow, sexy stride. He looked like he was gonna c*m in a second flat.

“I- I’ll keep you warm.” He gulped.

“You would?” I smiled and started to peel the coat from my shoulders, teasing with my agonisingly slow pace. “Oh, what a gentleman you are.” I exclaimed, rolling one side off my shoulder to expose my lingerie.

“Oh what a woman you are…” Jack swallowed hard and I dropped the coat. It pooled around my feet. In one smooth motion I stepped out of it. Jack’s jaw was on the floor. I felt like the embodiment of s*x appeal. I was powerful.

Flashing seductive eyes I sat on the edge of the far side of the desk, lifted my legs and span so I was facing him. A small shuffle forward and I was able to place one stiletto clad foot against his very fashionable tie.

“Oh, God.” He squeaked as I pushed him back, utilising the wheeled executive chair he sat in to my advantage. When he was far enough back I slipped off the desk and into the space I had made. Licking my lips and giving him a seductive ‘come hither’ I moved back under the desk.

He wheeled the chair in but not close enough so I grabbed the arms and tugged it tight against the wood but still there wasn’t the space I needed where I needed it. I walked my fingers up his shaking thigh, slid my hand down under that chair and pulled the lever. Luckily it dropped slowly. When the height was just right I stopped and pulled him the rest of the way under.

My fingers were sure as I undid his belt buckle. I could already see the way the front of his pants were tented, straining to contain what was looking to be a big c**k. I was not disappointed. The circumcised d**k leapt free the second I undid the zipper. Naughty Jack was commando.

“Mmm.” He purred as I rubbed the already wet tip. I had never been so excited to give a blow job. I put my lips to his c**k, kissing from the base up as I dipped a hand into his pants to fish out his balls. Gawd I love a nice big, juicy set of balls. They were hairy and big. No complaints from me. I just wanted to hold ‘em. Feel them drawing up towards his body as the time came.

I slipped the salty sticky tip into my mouth and Jack groaned, squirming with pleasure in his seat.

The phone began to ring.

Jack continued moaning.

“Answer it.” I demanded, my lips coated in my own saliva and his juice.

“Good Morning, this is Mr. Roth of, ahh, oh, Sawyer and Sawyer. Sorry cramp.” He improvised as I sucked his massive c**k harder. I worked the whole throbbing mass, slowly taking it deeper and faster as he spoke on the phone. His sentences were broken, his thoughts scattered, his boner solid in my mouth. “T-hank you, I will - have - my - secrrretary send that rrright away.” He ground out, ending the call.

“Good boy.” I purred before deepthroating him.

“Ahhh, ahh, Oh God,” His legs shook harder, he wiggled in the chair, ecstasy delivered upon him courtesy of my mouth, “f**k, f**k, oh shit.” He cursed above me. Someone opened the door.

Excitement barreled through me, pinching at my heart and between my legs. Was I going to get caught?

Jack sat up straighter. I couldn’t quite get my head in now so I just licked the tip, flicking it.

“Yes Ms Kelly?” Jack said in a strained voice.

“Would you like a coffee Mr. Roth? I was just heading to make some tea.” A female voice, an older sounding one, asked politely. Cluelessly. I worked harder on his d**k.

“Ahh, y-es that sounds lovely.” He choked out.

“Oh, oh, indeed Mr. Roth.” I imagined the woman's eyes spying my coat in the middle of the floor. “Well, I, um, your, er 11 O’clock is running late so um, I’m sure that’s great news for you.” She coughed a little to hide her laugh and left. Jack slumped back down at the sound of the door closing and my p***y was soaking wet from all the excitement.

I attacked his pulsing d**k. Adrenaline was pounding in my ears. His balls were getting tight. Yes, yes, yes.

“Nell, I’m gonna…” He gasped, I patted his leg with my free hand before taking him all the way in. Jack came down my throat hot and hard. I felt the release as it travelled up his shaft. My own nethers quivered.

And that, my eager Diary, was #11. I would do number 11 again. Oh, yes. It was good. Now I'm callin' Eric. My panties are dripping and my butter boat is desperate for a good spreading. Maybe we will do number 21 or 27 or hell, maybe number 30 and I won’t even get out of my car.

What the hell did I even write about before? Seriously Diary, this is the life!