Chapter 2: Bigfoot Is a Gay Twink!
Wilson rubbed his belly appreciatively after putting down his fork. The double serving of bacon and veggie quiche and mixed fruit would easily see him through until lunchtime.
Morris Lincoln chuckled and bumped shoulders with his girlfriend, Eleanor Mann, as she sputtered, “And what about that one with a picture of a dolphin with human arms?”
“Or the ever popular bat kid they found in some cave?” Morris wiped at his eyes. “And speaking of Bigfoot, wasn’t there a story about him having a lumberjack love slave?”
Lena raised an inquisitive brow as she entered the dining room and topped off their coffee cups.
“Wilson here’s writing a story about Bigfoot for Sensational News,” Eleanor explained.
“Oh, I figured.” She glanced at Wilson with a perky grin. “
