It was five days later when we finally returned home from our vacation/honeymoon. We were rested, relaxed, tanned, and happy to be home. I was utterly exhausted. We had so much s*x, I was surprised that I could still walk. As soon as we walked in the front door, Harley and Bandit went crazy. The two mutts were so happy to see us, I thought they were going to explode. We both squatted down and let them jump on us and we showered them with love. I ruffled Bandit's ears and rubbed all over his head. "Was your grandpa good to you while your daddies were away?" Harley barked and crouched in front of Moose. Moose laughed and swatted at his butt. Harley barked and ran circles around Moose as fast as he could. Moose just laughed. "Who's my happy boy, huh? Did you miss daddy?" After we sati