After perfecting my routine with months of practice, I performed for my friends to get their verdict. Their response was enthusiastic applause and a spontaneous orgy. With that stamp of approval, I headed out to start my new career. The first place I applied was t**s Up. Josey Tillman was the owner and head bartender. I found out later that she was there every night until the close of business at 2 o’clock. A tall woman, she had short blond hair, a runner’s build, and serene features. Josey was a tough cookie. She took s**t from nobody. If you got on her good side, you had a friend for life. Bad side? She kept a rifle behind the bar. I love that woman. I’d heard good things about this place and wanted to give it a try. In order to make a good first impression, I dressed to titillate sinc