As I sat across Patrick in what used to be my living room, I couldn’t help but feel slightly nauseated at what might happen. I was there to pick up Javi for a date, though he’d only told Patrick that we were going to go downtown together. We decided to hold off on the whole couple thing until I arrived, with Javi irritably agreeing to let me tell Patrick by myself. Patrick sat there with a stone face, making it hard to tell just how he felt. “So what do you think? Do I look ready for a night on the town?” Javi asked, giving us a little twirl. I began to cringe. I knew what was coming and prayed to God that maybe Patrick would just let it go this time. “Ha, that’s funny. Hey, Danny, can I talk to you for a second?” Patrick was fuming. Luckily, Javi was smart enough to know what might be