I could hear my dad talking in the kitchen, so I knew to avoid that area. But where were my mom and Ryder?
“No dad, I don’t need a demonstration of how to put a condom on, please put the banana back, someone is going to eat that.” I could practically hear the eye roll Ryder gave from here.
A laugh escaped my lips and I clamped a hand over my mouth, freezing in place. Please don’t let them have heard me!
“Ellie, is that you?” Frick!
“Yea -” He cut me off.
“We are putting condoms on bananas, come join us, it will be good for you to know.” He paused a minute “Well for when you are allowed to date when you’re 30.” Okay, so telling dad I am going out with Aiden right now is a bad idea.
“Oh dang. I have to work on a school project and was just heading out...” I trailed off, before running
